User:AwesomeMan1675

I GOT BANNED FROM OH INTERNET FOREVER CAUSE I SAID TO SHERROD, "HOLY SHIT, MAN THE HARPOONS!"

Ok. I don't want to say much but I have to say SOMETHING. So might as well.

I used to visit ED every once and awhile for some troll tips and some laughs. But the whale had done it, which I learned when I got banned on Oh Internet. On the 1st day tweaking the Justin Bieber page. HAH. Some fat chick who had a fetish for dogs banned me till October. It was April when I got banned. Explains alot. So yeah. You can see my 2nd account's Lulz filled demise above in the newsflash. 20 minutes after it's creation. Explains even more.

http://www.youtube.com/user/FistPumpBeast1675?feature=mhum Here you go. So if your still intrested in this ol' wetback, then I'll tell you about myself. Not my real name or my life. Internet life. I mainly stick to JewTube, floating around WarlrusGuy's chan and plan shit. SovietLobster is Lulz in a can. Visit him. YouTube is also my main place to troll, mostly the shit that is, Chuggaaconroy. I play Cock of Duty: Nigger Ops every once in a while but I mostly play MVC3.

If your STILL reading, I'll toss in a copypasta story I found. Go ahead and copy it too. It's awesome.

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen? About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese. I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse. Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret. My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.