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That must be a real dilemma - to attention whore and get the wrong kind of attention or to not attention whore and live a life of quiet dignity. - A board relic


Introduction

 

 



The early Years

Momopreneurs that swallow!

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Another Failed venture Moms that mean business

How about a little greet and grip with some movers and shakers.

 

Broken Hearted Gabe seen in the background.

The red sweater signals "I'm confidently growing into my womanhood" while the unattractively thick arm signals "I'm desperately trying to fill the howling emptiness in my heart with venti mocha Frappuchinos."

The Dust Bunny Days

 

 

When MLM isn't MLM

 

Amber Rose Gallagher December 27, 2009 at 12:25 am

The trouble I am facing right now lies between 2 companies. I know one has a REVOLUTIONARY product and is history in the making. The other seems to have a better opportunity because of timing and compensation. It is the difference between taking my time and creating wealth by saving lives over time (at least it seems that way because of lack of system) and jumping in ground floor with a turn key system and a really strong support team.

My belief will be watered down in the latter, but I feel like I'd be stupid to pass up the opportunity. HELP!

 

Added Oct. 7th 2011.


 

Social Media Farmer

Meet Farmer Amber:

Amber Rose is the CMO and Strategic Consultant for Social Media Farmer. After starting her career as a bonafide entrepreneur in 2005, Amber has looked at everything from real estate and legal services to health products and makeup. Even though always in tune with great opportunities, she caught on very quickly to that it was more effective to develop relationships than push products no matter what she was selling! She has only been on facebook a little over a year and is known to many as a “Master Connector” because of her natural sense to give others their ideal “order of operations” and connect them with what they require next to implement the steps necessary.

Crushing it at VidCon 2011

 

Dear Amber,

Posing with two fatties does not make your burgeoning ass look smaller.


It looks like she flew to California to stand around in a near-empty hall filled with people making videos of themselves talking about how excited they are to be standing around in a near-empty hall filled with people making videos of themselves.

The Twat that Tweeters

 

AmberRoseTV Amber Rose Gallagher @ @terrycrosby Is this you? LOL.. I'm JUST starting to tweet regularly! 2 Aug

AmberRoseTV Amber Rose Gallagher @ @terrycrosby Did you just call me a hoe? :-/ 3 Aug

AmberRoseTV Amber Rose Gallagher Just created the custom short domain ambrs.tv via @bitly. Took a while and some great help from Ryan @hostgator but I think we did it! 6 hours ago

AmberRoseTV Amber Rose Gallagher @ @AmberRoseTV @bitly @hostgator Nvm. Says no A Record was created. :( Will have to try again tomorrow. 6 hours ago

The Court Records

 

 

Octotard Breeding Stock

Spirituality

 

Dr. Ravi Ratan, is the most renowned aromatherapist in India and has trained over a thousand beauticians, alternative therapists and health club professionals in the field of aromatherapy. A teacher and consultant par excellance, Dr. Ratan has authored F.M’s Handbook of Aromatherapy, a complete guide for the practitioners of aromatherapy. He conducts regular training workshops for budding aromatherapists and professionals, all over India. He is also the Chief Executive of FM’s Aromatherapists Club, a representative body of various practicing aromatherapists in India. He also brings out a quaterly news bulletin for FM’s aromatherapists club to share the updates and knowledge in the field of aromatherapy and holistic healing.

Dates: Mar 22nd thru 25th Time: 6pm - 10pm

(4 sessions, 4 hrs each) - $60 each sessions $225 for ALL 4 sessions for CEU

Therapeutic Sessions will be available Mar 23rd thru 25th, 2010

1. Chakra Assessment & Charka Healing - $75 (45 Minutes) 2. Chakra/Health Assessment w/Body Therapy & MLD - $150 - 60 to 75 minutes 3. Chakra/Health Assessment & Chakra Healing w/ Body Therapy and MLD - $175 - 75 to 90 minutes


You can't make this stuff up

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     First and foremost, the thread seems to be all jumbled, and I can barely keep it straight. Secondly, I choose not to involve myself in this drama. I've seen the forums. You guys love to judge and attack anyone who's seeking to do something different with their lives. Why not just let me do me..And you do you? Simple as that.
     AmberRoseTV 3 weeks ago
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     That's fine. I figured you'd say this. I laid out everything in a way that could easily be read and answered. Second, you are hiding behind a typical defense. Thanks for not answering, you prove exactly why nobody should involve themselves in this little circlejerk guru/mlm world. See, if you could prove to me that this all works, I'd respect that. It's cool, I won't bother you anymore. See, I can stick to a plan. Enjoy blaming everybody else for the "negativity". Take care.
     NRUMLM 3 weeks ago
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     @NRUMLM I have nothing to hide. And I have nothing to blame anyone for. Why do you want me to spend my time convincing you so badly? Its not my place. If MLM isn't your thang, it just isn't & that's fine.To each his own.You did lay things out to be easily read, and I'm sorry you spent so much time on that. I also thank you for the one compliment you did give me. I do have lots of enthusiasm, and I intend to maintain it.This is my journey, and I have no problem growing in front of the world. :)
     AmberRoseTV 3 weeks ago
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     The funny thing is.. I'm not in MLM. AND... so many people have proven everything you say to be completely wrong. Wondering if I should remove all this negativity. Instead, I think I'll stick to keepin it real with the world about what kind of people we all have to deal with.
     AmberRoseTV 3 weeks ago
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     @AmberRoseTV You have nothing to hide, but plenty to be ashamed of...
     SteveCoranESQ 3 weeks ago
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     @AmberRoseTV You made yourself a public figure, and this is what comes with that life choice. You can choose whatever you like, but if you continue to try to scam stupid people out of money, I will be there to comment on it. Also, can you post a video of you doing you? I think that would be one hell of a money maker....
     SteveCoranESQ 3 weeks ago
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     @AmberRoseTV I'm a W2 wage slave/loooooser.
     SteveCoranESQ 3 weeks ago
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     Last one:
     Read up on the likes of Casey Serin and look at what happened to Unstrapp'd. None of those people are successes. If they are, how come they aren't in Inc magazines fastest rising young businesses. I'd think Wired would be all over them now. Seriously, what is the objective if you know many of these people go nowhere? Avram broadcasts from his mom's bedroom. Name one thing he's done? You have many failed ventures? Why not stick to one and build it?
     NRUMLM 3 weeks ago
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     5) Explain negativity. Why is Steve being negative? 
     NRUMLM 3 weeks ago
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     4) I love your enthusiasm. Shoot, you seem to be a good person but really, what is it you are selling Amber? I am not trying to tear you down. See, I live in what they call the real world and I love it. I love competition, I love to work hard and own something that pays me without having to work for anybody but myself and provide for my family. You seem to be just flitting from one guru/mlm concept/upline strategy to the next. Seriously, what are you selling us?
     NRUMLM 3 weeks ago
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     3) I own a business. I spend a lot of time on it but I am happy, can go anywhere I want anytime I want without going into debt. What could you show me as a mentor/career coach that will make me go to the next level? Seeing your videos where it's all histrionics and crying and emotions is fine and all but do you expect people like me to hire you to "coach" us with such an overdone approach? Shoot, I'd hire Chris or the Do Over Guy before I'd hire you.
     NRUMLM 3 weeks ago


     2) Who are the people who have proven Steven wrong? So not working, asking folks to help pay for flights and making videos all day long to sell other people's products and seminars is not a career. The few who seem to be popular (your love crush McGrath) seem to be nobodies in the bigger scheme of things. Robbins is one of the few breakouts of that world. So Amber, who are the people who proved Steve wrong? Hard work and dedication are the keys to life.
     NRUMLM 3 weeks ago
 
     Some questions...not answering shows me you can't or won't be honest here. If it's about keeping it real, answer as much as you can. Thanks.
     1) Why is it when an MLM/NRU/Guru/mentor person is offended by a comment, the person asking is being "negative"?
     Next questions will be posted one after the other so feel free (or don't, your choice of course) to answer the corresponding numbers. Thanks!
     NRUMLM 3 weeks ago
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     What about the energy drink stuff,or the fitness supplements? Or any of the other stuff you have to make a buck at, and failed?
     I think in your mind you are saying you are not MLM because you are hoping to fashion yourself after the motivational speaker/success guru/life coach nonsense like your latest heart throb McGrath or Chris Record tries to pull off, but it's the same "Get over on others" mentality. And it is still fundamentally a con job, trying to sell the hope while providing NOTHING
     SteveCoranESQ 3 weeks ago
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     @SteveCoranESQ Also, who is 'Chad Wade'?
     5ru6asWA 3 weeks ago
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     @AmberRoseTV Your right, don't censor it! Keep things as organic as possible
     5ru6asWA 3 weeks ago
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     @SteveCoranESQ What do you do for a living, "Steven"?
     AmberRoseTV 3 weeks ago
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     The funny thing is.. I'm not in MLM. AND... so many people have proven everything you say to be completely wrong. Wondering if I should remove all this negativity. Instead, I think I'll stick to keepin it real with the world about what kind of people we all have to deal with.
     AmberRoseTV 3 weeks ago
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     @5ru6asWA Just trying to help the woman out, obviously she has been drinking the MLM/online guru Kool-Aid for some time. These things she is involved with are nothing more than scams. If she put her effort into learning a real skill, she could actually do something good with her life. Making little youtube videos is not the way to become successful...
     SteveCoranESQ 3 weeks ago
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     @SteveCoranESQ Why so much negativity, brother?
     5ru6asWA 3 weeks ago
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     Keep wasting your time and money on all of these bogus seminars and whatnot, you'll end up dying penniless, just like Chad Wade. Remember him, and how much he talked about his huge monthly income? Then, when he died, we all learned the truth, he was just an in-debt-to-his-eyeballs, broke-ass scumbag liar who left his wife and kids with nothing. Is that really the life you want for yourself? I hope not...
     SteveCoranESQ 3 weeks ago

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Videos

External Links

MoMpreneursRock A Youtube channel.

AmberRose TV Another Youtube Channel.

Weightloss MLM scam Peddling on Facebook.

More weightloss MLM scam More weightloss peddling.

even more weightloss MLM scams More weightloss peddling.

Another site that is never updated Another forgotten site.