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Fact Cat says: TabbyGarf is held hostage here: 38°52'9.32" N -77°03'12.88" W by umkemesik, he has to be a janny for 12 years in order to be freed You can also send him money through this link ED:DONATE to bail him out early! HALP!!!!! Time elapsed: 4 years, 1 month, and 17 days

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This user joined ED 4 years, 1 month, and 17 days ago. (11/24/2020)

TabbyGarf is a user that joined ED on the 24th of November 2020.

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