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Call of Duty: Black Ops 4

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Call of Duty: Black Ops 4, somehow stylized as Call of Duty: Black Ops IIII, and also known as Call of Overwatch Six Siege: Battlegrounds IIIIIIIIIIIIII is a cash-grab by Treyarch to cater to all the shitty trends in shooters from the past few years under the guise of a Call of Duty title. Black Ops 4 is basically Black Ops 3 without the thrusters everyone so despised but with a whole shitload of other changes nobody really asked for. For example, there is no longer a single player campaign, a PUBG/Fortnite knockoff Battle Royale mode has been added, and the game revolves so heavily on specialists that it's beginning to resemble Overwatch and Rainbow Six Siege. This is all a sign that CoD really has no fucking idea what it's fans want and are now just blatantly copying ideas from current fads to make a quick buck. Black Ops 4 makes WWII as shitty as it was and even the fucking exo-suit games, look far more like proper Call of Duty games in comparison.

Campaign

Lol. Like anybody played it anyways.

Multiplayer

Since the game no longer features a single player campaign, multiplayer is now where all the action is. Treyarch plans on pulling a Titanfall and weaving narrative into the multiplayer because you know, that worked out so well. Specialists return again and are now basically the core element of the game akin to R6S or Overwatch in that you can no longer have any more than one specific Specialist on a team, and the changes go even deeper than that because apparently Treyarch thinks even more drastic change is a good thing for a fanbase as rabid and toxic as Call of Duty.

What's Been Fucked With

This is essentially a rough list of shit that Treyarch decided to change.

  • You can no longer have more than one of the same Specialist on a team. As opposed to just getting rid of them since they were never any good to begin with.
  • Team size has been reduced from 6v6 to 5v5 for some fucking reason.
  • Health no longer automatically regenerates, meaning you have to stab yourself with a automatically regenerating syringe or get healed by a medic. Time to kill is still roughly the same so this is basically just cancer.
  • Specialists now gain an extra ability on top of their overpowered wonder weapon which means you can use shit like grappling hooks. Makes you wonder why they even bother getting rid of thrusters.
  • Pick 10 class building thankfully returns after WWII fucked everything up.
  • The mini-map now features "fog of war" meaning you can't see jack shit beyond your person. This basically will force you to stick with your dumbass team and get your kills stolen.

Blackout

Blackout is basically the cash grab shill mode that was added in place of campaign. It's basically one of many forthcoming versions of the quickly becoming stale Battle Royale shooter just as a means of aping Fortnite and Player Unknown's Battlegrounds because that's whats hot for the kiddies right now.

Zombies

Zombies or course, gets it's part in the game and one can only imagine it's going to be more needlessly complicated and nonsensical than it was in Black Ops 3. Mob of the Dead is at least coming back since that was like the only good zombies map in all of Black Ops II.

 

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