Talk:Faust and Pory

I'd like to see this restored to its former glory, I remember it being quite a good read.--MeetTheMedic 11:05, 19 June 2012 (EDT)

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• True
  True
• Love
  Love
• Faust's only job.
  Faust's only job.
• Asking for it.
  Asking for it.

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• Check out those love handles.
  Check out those love handles.
• How much do you think she payed to have a picture taken with them?
  How much do you think she payed to have a picture taken with them?
• Spot the emo girl.
  Spot the emo girl.
• Don't look at me I'm hideous ._.
  Don't look at me I'm hideous ._.
• -________-
  -________-
• T________T
  T________T
• x________x
  x________x
• So sad :(
  So sad :(
• Meagan Rooney confirmed for dyke.
  Meagan Rooney confirmed for dyke.
• Notice how her eyes are looking in two different directions, much like a chameleon.
  Notice how her eyes are looking in two different directions, much like a chameleon.
• Bandannas make you look cool guise!
  Bandannas make you look cool guise!
• Meagan, pictured here at what is most likely a Cosplay convention.
  Meagan, pictured here at what is most likely a Cosplay convention.
• Meagan; rocking the greasy look with watered mascara.
  Meagan; rocking the greasy look with watered mascara.
• She's probably there because of another Paxil overdose.
  She's probably there because of another Paxil overdose.
• Just another Cæsual Friday of getting my stomach pumped.
  Just another Cæsual Friday of getting my stomach pumped.
• *sigh* skewls so hard it sucks i wish my problms wud just go away -.-
  *sigh* skewls so hard it sucks i wish my problms wud just go away -.-
• Screenshot of Faust raging about a weeaboo who lacks a girlfriend.
  Screenshot of Faust raging about a weeaboo who lacks a girlfriend.

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Because apparently someone cares.

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A weeaboo and a neckbeard, like a match made in heaven.

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This beard style is known as the Amber Alert.

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The real culprit, medicine.

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It's true love <3

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;_;

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Rouge, the man who allegedly gets Faust's sloppy seconds. She sure knows how to pick 'em, eh?

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She dumped him for the science fair.

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First part of the letter.

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Second part of the letter.

Their pitiful lives in colour.

TL;DR

This is what Faust expected to find when he met Pory IRL:

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This is what he got instead:

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--Boudica 01:15, 8 March 2015 (EST)