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Get A New Daddy
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Get A New Daddy is a lulzy song set to 
an even lulzier music video by the sketch comedy group The Whitest Kids U'Know. What sets it apart from their other work is the fact that it, like "Sparkling Wiggles", causes liberal faggots on YouTube to get butthurt and post retarded, melodramatic comments like "THIS IS SICK" and "THIS GUY SHOULD BE PUT IN JAIL."
Synopsis
Basically the song is about kids telling their teachers that their shitty father is a pedo so he will go to jail and they can "get a new daddy". It includes step-by-step instructions on how to pull it all off too, such as kids taking pictures of their own genitals and leaving the photos in daddy's desk. Clearly the song is hilarious, but not nearly as hilarious as how pissed off the YouTube faggots are about it. They actually think that kids are going to find the video and follow its advice, which would probably be the ultimate lulz if it ever happened.
