Girl you must be a...

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The ultimate awesome pickup line for 16-year-old girls and sometimes meme. Granted even the fattest of basement dwellers can get married immediately upon usage of Girl you must be a/an....

Any girl, hot or not, loves hearing a "Girl you must be a......" pickup line.

Fine examples of some

• Girl you must be chlorine gas 'cause every time I get you alone in a closed space I can't breathe.
• Girl you must be a polynomial equation 'cause I don't know what I wanna do to you first.
• Girl you must be African fly larvae 'cause I can't seem to get you out of my head.
• Girl you must be a Scientologist. Confirm/Deny.
• Damn, girl, you must be a hollow. You make my zanpaku-to go bankai. (Bleach version)
• Girl you must be a terrorist... 'cause you are the BOMB
  
• Girl you must be a parking ticket 'cause you got "Fine" written all over you
• Girl you must be a parking ticket 'cause I want to throw you in my glove compartment and ignore you
• Girl you must be a jewish altar 'cause I wanna see goat blood all over you.
• Girl you must be an O'reilly technical manual 'cause despite your high price tag, you never say anything meaningful.
• Girl you must be a cop 'cause I have a really bad premonition about what's going to happen when I offer you money in exchange for your participation in illicit activities.
• Girl you must be a broom 'cause you just swept me off my feet
• Girl you must be a pokeball 'cause lookin' at that ass makes my bulba soar

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