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Lesbian invisibility

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Lesbians have very advanced equipment, the most important being their lesbian invisibility. This superpower will render the lesbian almost completely invisible (especially in darkness and if standing still, better than Hide in Plain Sight Feat and it doesn't require ranks on hide or move silently skills). This is essential to the lesbian's survival, because the creature's objective is to be a stalker.

Two lesbians having a picnic in the countryside.

In the early 1990s, the United States Department of Defense headed by Elgorgo tested a form of camouflage on fat bull dykes that used millions of fiber-optic cables to "mirror" the opposite side of the object that is wanting to be hidden. They got the idea from lesbian invisibility.

Heterosexual women have attempted to achieve invisibility by performing cunnilingus on each other. Unfortunately this only results in transparency. Heterosexuals in general, on the other hand, have managed to develop somewhat-comparable technology.

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Heterosexual Invisibility

 

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