24chan

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24chan

Foundation	August 19, 2008
Major Boards	/b/, /b2/, /war/, /*chan/, /rap/, /pa/
Epic Wins	Maintaining a cancer free board
Website	24chan.org

"Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnyer than 24..."

24chan is a *chan site started by a retard named Eric. He started the site on August 19, 2008 on the budget host Netfirms. A few hours after he started the site he was told "GTFO or we will send out the partyvan", so he had to remove all the porn. With the support of two unique posters he decided he'd keep the chan alive by spending all of his yearly allowance on real hosting.

The idea of 24chan came to Eric the day before it was created. The actual name 24chan was chosen after he checked every domain from 0 to 32chan.org, and only 22, 24, and 32 we available. The first night the board consisted of just /b/ running on the Wakaba script, currently the board runs on kusaba.

Staff

Administrators

Admin / Eric - A complete fucktard who decided to spend his life savings on a board that was born dead.
Coder / Harrison - Coder extraordinaire.

Mods

~~24failmod~~ - Underage B&
ChaosWeaver
Goose
toxixxx
Lami - In need of a good raping.
~~ILPALAZZO~~ said ERIC one too many times
Milo - Drawhore mod

Boards

SFW

/a/ - Anime
/cat/ - Kitten - Caturday 24/7.
/fit/ - Health and Fitness
/food/ - Kitchen - Discuss foods, drinks, and kitchens.
/mu/ - Music - A music board with support for .pdf, .mid, and .gp3 files.
/tech/ - Technology
/tv/ - Television & Movies
/v/ - Video Games
/x/ - Paranormal

NSFW

/b/ - Random - Where the OC is posted
/b2/ - Anonymous - A forced anonymous board where the cancer is forced to live.
/f/ - Furry - Where the furfags feel at home.
/fap/ - FapFapFap
/h/ - Hentai
/hc/ - Hardcore
/hr/ - High Resolution
/pa/ - Personal Army
/r/ - Request
/wp/ - Wallpapers

General

/ask/ - Advice
/draw/ - MS-Paint
/in/ - Intellectual - For serious discussions, anyone who trolls, or posts with bad grammar will be banned from the board for 2 hours.
/mod/ - Body Modification - People talk about piercings and tattoos and shit.
/sk/ - Mascot - People post pictures in hopes of becoming a future mascot, only to have their dreams crushed.
/su/ - Suggestions
/up/ - Uploads - Basically a flash board
/wep/ - Weapons
/zc/ - Archives

Content

Users

Here is a short list of well known 24channers (in no particular order):

Mushy2000 - faggot quits like every fucking week
Furnon
maxwell - faggot partyvan admin who sucks
Robert Paulson - god among anons
Cock Hat Man
MadH8ter - awesome 1337 rapper. I am srs.
Glass Hammer
Bermoth

In Need of a Good Raping

One day, the moderator Lami decided to pursue a new lease on life, and decided to make forays into 4chan in the /tg/ board. Finding an online D&D game, she soon learned that she and the players would not get along and soon, using epic hax, her true nature was unearthed.

“

Name: Lami

E-mail address: [email protected]
Which story did you read?: Survey
This was going to go in your survey but it appears theres some kind of error, I cant send it to you that way. so here it is this way.

Well I'm not a man, but I really think the stuff you do is awsome, I myself have a rape fetish. I think it can at times be nearly romantic, For me Rape is always very empathetic for the girl. Like you, I think it's a Mans right to rape us, but also that we should do our best to bring people who are man enough to rape us as much pleasure as possible, they deserve to engourge their hard dicks in a pussy that will squeeze them back.

to me Rape isnt entirely a non consentual thing, To be raped means that Your being fucked how they want to fuck you, like it or not, often I prefer it to be more non consentual though, just out of classic taste,

Another thing I love about rape is its a far cry from the sorted porn that exist nowdays. Its more real to me, theres pain, I'm not exagurating the pleasure, sobing crying and whimpering are all much more exciting than just simply shouting out Oh YEAH over and over.

I've been molested but never truely raped. I keep praying, "cmon while I'm young here"

Often I think With him brutaly raping me, and then spilling all that sperm into my tummy, Maybe I'll get pregnant, I guess that also really turns me on. Light tieing on my hands behind my back is also really good. That way I cant resist no matter what. And it looks very sexy that way.

I guess the only thing i dont entirely agree with you on, Is your taste in men :P I Prefer longer hair, Well, even after that I'm pretty much pansexual. If someone has a big enough Penis that can hurt me at least a little while they rape me, Then I dont care if its a Tigerman or a Dickgirl.

Heres to hoping someone out there is man enough to bend us over and plunder their pleasure from our pussies, Thats why we are here.

Oh and heres to hoping this little bit wasnt a waste of time, I know it wasnt exactly scary. well, maybe my grammar is.

A fellow girl in need of a good Raping.
Lami.

„

—-Lami, proving that all women are asking for it

Radio 24chan

Radio 24chan was launched on September 7th, and died 2 days after.

The Netfirms Incident

After about 18 hours into 24chan's life Netfirms noticed the huge bandwidth cut they were taking, so they decided to investigate. They stumbled upon the /fap/ board and then proceeded to threaten suspension, or delete the images. Here is a transcript of the e-mail that was sent.

“

Hello,

Thank you for contacting Netfirms.

If your account is configured to use PHP5 then mbstring is supported however please note that at this time your account currently violates our terms of service. Netfirms does not allow the hosting of adult or pornographic material and upon visiting your site we have found numerous images containing pornographic material http://24chan.org/fap/wakaba.html .

Please remove these images within the next 24 hours to avoid having your account suspended.

Regards,

Dan

Netfirms Inc.

www.netfirms.com

„

—Netfirms

IRC

24chan has an IRC server which isn't used by anyone, since most of the users have no idea how to use an IRC client, so a web client was added. The IRC is located at irc.sinirc.net #24pylons. And nowadays people actually talk since the chat merged with Additional Pylons

Mascots

~~24tan~~ After a unanimous vote by the mods it was decided that she would be murdered then raped, but she was hit by a car before that could happen.
~~24failguy~~ Received the banhammer of justice.
~~Anal-Man~~ no
~~Comrade Cock~~ no
~~Skankeisha~~ no
~~Epic Cancer Guy~~ NO ALREADY!
AlexanderMichele The only actual mascot of 24chan

Local Pedophile

Cat in the Hat

Local Memes

Lolw hat
This is why I'm hot
I raged against the machine
(insert name) gay
RON PAUL 4 PREZ.
TURN HOMELAND SECURITY ON!
ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC
GUARDS EVERYWHERE
Mushy is not a meme

Being framed by IMG!

For some reason, the members of 24chan were blamed for the recent DDoS of IMG!. No one understands why, but Tahko continues to blame them, try to set them up, and fabricate fake IRC logs/screen shots. 24chan will never be able to win the argument with Tahko, so they've recently told him to fuck off, and they left it at that, other than the picture on the front page of 24chan. (This picture is also in the gallery, below.) (LOL, pwnt)