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Guess I'm out $20
reysraged>	and lets be honest, 99% of everyone in #ED are not competent enough to get it back
	<Meepsheep>	maybe 795
	<reysraged>	just because they understand the internet better than the average person, does not mean they are good at the internet
	<Meepsheep>	*79%
	<reysraged>	sorry, but following a wired.com article on "googlebombing" isn't gonna get anyone very far
	<Meepsheep>	yes
	<Meepsheep>	and what exactly did you say to earn said ban?
	<reysraged>	my point of internet existance until 2009 was literally to break the internet for other nerds, thats what g00ns did
	<reysraged>	i don't even know, to be honest
	<reysraged>	someone asked who I was and I was explaining that i was a g00ns member
	<reysraged>	and some fkn nrd with +v said something slick, like "join #kill" so I explained I've been on IRC longer than he's been alive
	<reysraged>	1 minute later, i'm banned
	<reysraged>	after getting kicked twice because I was apparently "mad" or whatever meme goes around
	<reysraged>	and thats the thing, I want to help fix this shitfest of ED not being ED
	<reysraged>	but with fuckin kids like taht hanging around in #ED, it really unmotivates me
	<Meepsheep>	there are some dumb kids
	<reysraged>	yeah and some of them also have +o
	<Meepsheep>	such as?
	<reysraged>	andelin09 for instance
	<reysraged>	the reason why we're even convercing right now
	<reysraged>	i mean, unless it's SOP to just kick and the kb users for "bein mad"
	<reysraged>	if thats the case, then yeah, give the dude a fuckin medal, he's trackin
	<Meepsheep>	tell me about your experiences on old ed
	<reysraged>	thats the thing, I didn't have an account on ED
	<reysraged>	but I sure as hell spent a lot of time on ED just reading funny things
	<Meepsheep>	yeah
	<reysraged>	but i can tell you dickloads of experiences with g00ns
	<Meepsheep>	ok
	<Meepsheep>	i am going to let you in
	<Meepsheep>	but dont go on long rants
	<reysraged>	it's not a "long rant"
	<reysraged>	i'm trying to fix everyone
	<reysraged>	people talking about "LOlOLoloolOLOL G0OLgLE B0MbZ0R"
	<reysraged>	i'm trying to help
	<reysraged>	and i'm a modest guy, but i at least know what i'm good at
	<reysraged>	and this shit is specifically what i'm good at
	<reysraged>	ya know what, you don't even have to worry about me going on long rants
	<reysraged>	if i get the impression that my help isn't wanted, then i'll leave
	<reysraged>	and i guess you guys can figure it out
	<reysraged>	i don't mean to sound like a dick here, but yeah.
	<reysraged>	its kinda hard not soundin like a dick when i literally did shit like this for a living and some fuckin nerdkid tells me "lol go fux0r urself guy"
	<reysraged>	and kicks me "lol U MAD BRAH"
	<Meepsheep>	ok
	<Meepsheep>	the admins have told me to let you in under one condition
	<reysraged>	...
	<Meepsheep>	they have asked for "shoe on head"
	<reysraged>	yup you guys dont want help, fuck yourself buddy
	<reysraged>	enjoy your shit being broke forever
	<Meepsheep>	ok, have a nice day
	<reysraged>	suck my balls guy
	<Meepsheep>	i must also ask, where did you think you were going with the rants?
	<reysraged>	when was i ever ranting?
	<reysraged>	i'm trying to explain to you guys who the fuck i am since apparently only half of the people knew
	<reysraged>	but i forgot: all channers have attention spans for 10 seconds
	<reysraged>	i should just said something stupid like "lol brah i did a barrell roll i am 1337 h4x0r dood lol tits or GTFO rofl EPIC WIN"
	<reysraged>	and i think i would have gotten further...
	<Meepsheep>	and this rant is coming from a member of a skiddie group...
	<reysraged>	rofl
	<reysraged>	this guy
	<reysraged>	yeah we sure are a skiddie group huh
	<reysraged>	over 5000 zone-h defacements
	<reysraged>	sure is skiddy in here
	<reysraged>	300 milw0rm publishes
	<reysraged>	SURE IS SKIDDIE UP IN THIS BITCH
	<reysraged>	NATIONAL NEWS
	<reysraged>	SURE IS SKIDDY HERE
	<reysraged>	6 members going to jail
	<reysraged>	FBI goes after skids
	<reysraged>	alright dude i think you made it perfectly clear here guy
	<Meepsheep>	so you are worried the FBI will go after you?
	<reysraged>	rofl, will?
	<reysraged>	dude i got kicked out of the army because they did
	<reysraged>	but apparently i'm a skiddy
	<reysraged>	so what do i know, am i rite
	<Meepsheep>	apparently, you know how to get kicked from #ED
	<reysraged>	well what can ya do
	<reysraged>	so my turn for a question
	<Meepsheep>	go for it
	<reysraged>	do you guys honestly think you can accomplish whatever it is you're wanting to accomplish, with all the kiddies in there who don't know how to do anything on the internet if it isn't in bulletted instructions?
	<Meepsheep>	That is why we have moderators
	<reysraged>	yes and what should that accomplish?
	<reysraged>	when your moderators aren't too much of a step above your regulars?
	<Meepsheep>	"what do you hope to accomplish" since when does ED have long term goals?
	<reysraged>	hell i figured you wanted old ED back
	<Meepsheep>	and what do you know about old ed
	<reysraged>	what does that have to do with the question?
	<Meepsheep>	you mentioned "old ED", so i want to know what you know about it
	<reysraged>	yes and i asked if thats what your guys mission was
	<reysraged>	is it?
	<Meepsheep>	we are restoring old articles yes, but we are not being lead by a money hungry faggot
	<reysraged>	yes but ed.cu is going into obscurity as we speak
	<Meepsheep>	and how is that?
	<reysraged>	haha you don't think so?
	<Meepsheep>	it has been up for less than a week, we dont know how it is going to turn out
	<reysraged>	alright then
	<reysraged>	tell me how it goes
	<Meepsheep>	but it is already better than previous ed
	<Meepsheep>	as far as staff and policies go
	<reysraged>	yes, with a severely less userbase
	<Meepsheep>	which is growing
	<reysraged>	haha
	<reysraged>	ok
	<Meepsheep>	i believe this is the website for your group? http://www.g00ns.com/
	<reysraged>	no...
	<Meepsheep>	looks like skiddie to me
	<reysraged>	what did i just say
	<reysraged>	thats not us
	<Meepsheep>	i also found the urban dictionary entry you copy and pasted from
	<reysraged>	?
	<reysraged>	i didn't copy and paste any urbandictionary
	<Meepsheep>	http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=g00ns&defid=4116927
	<reysraged>	hahahaha
	<reysraged>	now what was that for
	<Meepsheep>	for self promotion http://partyvan.info/wiki/G00ns
	<reysraged>	?
	<reysraged>	i got banned for self promotion?
	<Meepsheep>	yep
	<reysraged>	i didn't self promote
	<reysraged>	dude asked who i was so i gave him your definition
	<Meepsheep>	i understand that
	<Meepsheep>	but it is also the true definition
	<reysraged>	hahahahahhaa
	<reysraged>	yeah guy i'm sure you're over here being a real internet hero, mr 1337sauce
	<reysraged>	i'm over here as the skid, what do i know
	<reysraged>	we only literally invented the internet raging scene
	<Meepsheep>	lol
	<Meepsheep>	once again, self promotion
	<reysraged>	who am i promoting to?
	<Meepsheep>	you are promoting your skiddie group to #ED
	<reysraged>	being as that g00ns is no longer a group
	<Meepsheep>	probably in hopes of having this changed http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/G00ns
	<reysraged>	i fail to see that as any sort of promotion
	<reysraged>	rofl
	<reysraged>	you guys are like the guys who sit in their couches and yell at football players during the superbowl
	<Meepsheep>	In that case, you must be the guy who washes the jock straps
	<reysraged>	you must be the guy who writes carlos mencias hilarious tv shows
	<Meepsheep>	you think i could have a future career in that :D
	<reysraged>	aw man you're rolling with the jokes
	<reysraged>	dude you could write for dane cook with that humor
	<reysraged>	dude keep going you're on a roll
	<Meepsheep>	of course i am, the is no point in conversing with a pissed off skiddie
	<reysraged>	pissed off?
	<reysraged>	skiddie?
	<reysraged>	lol
	<Meepsheep>	that is all you have proven yourself to be
	<reysraged>	how have i proven anything to you?
	<reysraged>	you had to google "g00ns"
	<reysraged>	and i've done nothing here but talk to you
	<reysraged>	so what does that prove?
	<reysraged>	sounds like you're just trying to play mr "look i got oper powers look at me"
	<Meepsheep>	i was aware of g00ns because of their association with chanology, which was also a cesspool of failure
	<reysraged>	and making bad analogies
	<Meepsheep>	i googled to see if you were as notable as you say
	<reysraged>	go to zone-h
	<reysraged>	there ya go
	<Meepsheep>	you still have not impressed me
	<reysraged>	cool
	<Meepsheep>	:\
	<Meepsheep>	so maybe your gaming clan of skiddies can do something notable
	<Meepsheep>	???
	<reysraged>	0/10
	<reysraged>	try trolling again
	<Meepsheep>	i am serious
	<Meepsheep>	give me proof that you have ever done anything notable
	<reysraged>	i...just did?
	<reysraged>	zone-h
	<Meepsheep>	ok, so you can XSS
	<Meepsheep>	cool
	<reysraged>	do you even know the words you are saying right now
	<reysraged>	i suspect not
	<Meepsheep>	i suspect so
	<reysraged>	oh sorry i didn't realize i was talking to kevin fuckin mitnick here
	<Meepsheep>	and what has defacing the homepage of shitnobodycaresabout.com done for you?
	<reysraged>	yeah i guess myspace in 2006 was shit no one cared about
	<Meepsheep>	myspace in 2006 was not your group alone
	<reysraged>	actually yes it was, gg
	<Meepsheep>	it was all skiddies on the internet
	<reysraged>	we were literally the only people to deface myspace in 2006
	<Meepsheep>	with a fake login page and a failed xss worm
	<reysraged>	yeah we actually socialed them but ok
	<reysraged>	but i forgot
	<reysraged>	you were there, man
	<reysraged>	you know all about it huh
	<reysraged>	you're p 1337 huh
	<reysraged>	i forgot bro my bad
	<reysraged>	dude tell me about how 1337 you are
	<reysraged>	here, i'll wait
	<Meepsheep>	wait for what?
	<reysraged>	for you to tell me about how 1337 you are
	<Meepsheep>	no, no, no. YOU should be the one telling me
	<reysraged>	no, you seem to be an excellent judge of who's a skid and who's not
	<reysraged>	i'll wait for your qualifications mr judge
	<Meepsheep>	ok, i judge you skid
	<reysraged>	and your qualifications?
	<Meepsheep>	there are several qualifications for skids
	<Meepsheep>	1. Self promotion
	<Meepsheep>	2. Like to deface
	<reysraged>	no, your qualifications to judge
	<reysraged>	sorry brah, playing #trivia, can't talk now
	<Meepsheep>	$20 says you will respond to this