Angry Birds

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Angry Birds is a shit game for your various mobile devices. This game, for some unknown reason, caused a shitstorm that shook the entire world of Macs. 16-Year-old girls are the ones who love this game so much because "Zomg it's so freakin addicting!!!1!". Somehow or another, this app became the most popular evar with millions of fanboys.

The Game Itself

The "Story"

Be prepared to be confused as fuck. The story begins with green pigs. These pigs obviously can't cook themselves for a yummy BLT, so the king pig said, "Let's eat eggs!" All the other pigs were too retarded to realize how defensive birds are and said "Do it faggot!" So the pigs steal some eggs. Then, the shit hits the fan when the birds convert to superrage mode.

Gameplay

This is a bit more simple. You have a slingshot. You have to kill the pigs with birds fired from said slingshot. However, this is too easy. The pigs had a shit-ton of wood leftover from God-knows-what so they built 1337 fortresses. Therefore, just like Darwin said, the bird evolved to kill pigs.

The specific bird types are:

• Regular bird: can't do shit, obviously
• Multi-bird: breeds supah fast and splits into 3. Still cant do shit.
• Fast bird: is high on meth and heroin. Flies fast, but even still can't do shit.
• Bomb bird: just like the sandies, these birds suicide bomb and actually CAN do shit
• Bomber bird: the aboves more pussy of a cousin. Lays eggs. Does minor shit.
• Boomerang bird: is from Austria and (gasp) can't do shit
• Fat bird: is fat. Will gang rape the entire screen.

Merchandise

This company that created the game one day had a brilliant idea: " let's get more fucking money!" And so, angry bird plush toys and tee shirts were born.

Fun fact: many tee shirts rape the Internet even more by putting "om Nom Nom" on them.

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