Dubstep

Dubstep is a genre of acoustic banjo music that has its roots in reggae and London's early 2000s UK garage scene. Musically, dubstep is distinguished by its 2step rhythm, or use of snare sounds similar to 2step garage and grime, and an emphasis on bass, often producing "dark" sounds, but just as frequently producing sounds reminiscent of dub reggae or funky US garage. It can be also be distinguished by sounding like someone having an asthma attack into a microphone with a lot of feedback. Dubstep tracks are generally produced at a tempo of around 140 beats per minute and in recent years have developed signature half time rhythms, often heavily shuffled or syncopated, and usually, though not exclusively, including only one snare drum hit per bar, often on the third beat.

Dubstep was created by Jesus Christ after losing a sacred battle with Satan. Jaysus was sick and tired of the Classical Musc being produced by his father, Lil Wayne. Jesus knew it was time for a change. Around 1990 it was said that Jesus was still alive and well because he has an Eternal Life. Jesus gathered all of his Drums and with the magical power of Shiva invented Dubstep. This usually included having 3/4 of the lyrics "Wob Wob" and here and there "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!". Later on yet another, Mohandas Karamchandiiiiiiiiii Gandhi decided that the first creations of Jesus and Shiva were absolute bullshit and decided to make his own mix. Ever since Gandhis mixes "Satan be with you" and "Fuck yeah Imda Shit" broadcasted to over 9000 cunts, inspiration has been taken to produce even better Dub.

Characteristics

DJ Spliff and DJ Crunkgsta, pioneers of the genre.

In Dubstep there is only one Characteristic - "Wob Wob Wob" and maybe a few lyrics here and there. Amazingly people liked having the "Wob Wob Wob" and decided that it will be a new addiction running through their veins. This increasingly irritating sound is something only the Nigerios would like.

Lyrics

Are you RREADY?! 1 2 3 LETS GO! Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob I'll stick a knife through your nuts!

Verse 2: Ginger Cunt! Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wob Wooooob

What You May Get In Your Chimney

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSb5YevNMbY&NR=1

See also

• Rave
• England
• Chav
• Faggotry

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