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JonBenet Ramsey

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There once was a prostatot named JonBenet, whose parents fail at naming. However, someone, possibly from b, decided to terminate her career prematurely, causing much lulz, some internet drama, and resulting in some fucktard creating a 'Who killed Jon Bennett Ramsey page' which may have attracted up to 6 hits. This unfortunately didn't even make fail in terms of internet drama. At least they could have let her create and delete an LJ account first. Of course, massive amount of vids have been posted on YouTube by the emos.

JonBenet was asking for it.

The Autopsy Photos

See Also

  • Madeleine McCann (Another loli murdered by her parents.)
  • Boxxmom (An overbearing whale of a Jew whose greed and lust for more monies will undoubtedly cause at least one of her children to one day be raped and murdered.)

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