Stardew Valley

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Stardew Valley is a boring as shit farming simulator created last thursday by some faggot named ConcernedApe (Powerword: Eric Barone). You inherit a shitty ass farm in the middle of buttfuck nowhere from Your Grandpa and are tasked with the job of fixing it up. You can marry any of the 12 dateable characters that live in the town of Pelican Town. You can date any character regardless of their gender, proving that ConcernedApe is a faggot.

the game itself. Looks like shit.

The Game

Gameplay consists of wandering around your farm with your thumb up your anus trying to clear as many trees as possible to make room for your farm before you pass out at 2am because an entire day in this game is only 15 minutes. In the town you meet the villagers you can date (although you can't date a majority of the villagers in the game). After at least 100 years, you might be able to have yourself a decent farm if you avoided making the mistake of picking the Beach Farm.

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