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Warbears/SSLogs3
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Warbears SSLogs 3, TL;DR or lulz? YOU DECIDE!
[Saturday:16:57:30] blackgoth (3runner): i worked it out didnt i core [Saturday:16:57:34] Core: What? [Saturday:16:57:39] blackgoth (3runner): the joke [Saturday:16:57:41] Core: I haven't spoken to you since... yesterday... [Saturday:16:57:53] blackgoth (3runner): i no after brian wasnt answering [Saturday:16:58:00] Core: No... [Saturday:16:58:08] Core: I never spoke to you... and I'm sorry that I didn't. [Saturday:16:58:09] blackgoth (3runner): yes at my house on warbears [Saturday:16:58:28] Core: What? [Saturday:16:58:30] Pokchu: ...stephanie, it's kind of hard to get a message to you when my laptop is still on earth [Saturday:16:58:34] Core: I haven't been on warbears... [Saturday:16:58:48] blackgoth (3runner): and ur name is ziggy on there [Saturday:16:59:00] blackgoth (3runner): and at the mo core u r using aim [Saturday:16:59:08] Pokchu: core doesn't have an AIM. [Saturday:16:59:21] Core: I don't have AIM [Saturday:16:59:27] Pokchu: I think you're mixing him up with someone else steph [Saturday:16:59:31] Pokchu: it's okay if you have... [Saturday:17:00:08] blackgoth (3runner): well how r u getting to talk to me [Saturday:17:00:27] blackgoth (3runner): brb [Saturday:17:00:30] Pokchu: I'm in heaven...it's just like people imagine it to be [Saturday:17:00:34] Pokchu: it has the internet [Saturday:17:00:43] Core: Well, there is an afterlife, Steph. [Saturday:17:00:44] Pokchu: things like porn sites are blocked in heaven of course [Saturday:17:01:01] Pokchu: and stuff of that nature [Saturday:17:01:07] Core: Wicca is real... [Saturday:17:01:14] Core: I never believed it in my last life. [Saturday:17:01:40] Pokchu: I always doubted this place could exist... [Saturday:17:01:47] blackgoth (3runner): i am a wicca witch [Saturday:17:01:49] Pokchu: I'm so happy I can live on [Saturday:17:02:01] Core: Are you? [Saturday:17:02:06] Core: Heh.. ironic. [Saturday:17:02:14] Core: Maybe it was fate that brought us together. [Saturday:17:02:25] blackgoth (3runner): i cant believe u made me cry after 13 yrs ofnot crying [Saturday:17:02:45] Pokchu: we're sorry that our deahts made you cry [Saturday:17:02:48] Pokchu: deaths [Saturday:17:02:54] Core: Well, it's okay, Steph. You don't need to cry any more. [Saturday:17:03:01] Core: We're in a better place. [Saturday:17:03:03] Core: With no jews. [Saturday:17:03:11] blackgoth (3runner): u saw me cry brian [Saturday:17:03:24] Pokchu: I saw. And I shed a tear as well. [Saturday:17:03:42] Pokchu: When I fell off the bridge, instead of hitting the water below me, I ended up slamming into a steamliner [Saturday:17:03:55] blackgoth (3runner): and [Saturday:17:03:59] blackgoth (3runner): how did u die [Saturday:17:04:11] Pokchu: the force of the impact silly [Saturday:17:04:11] Core: Well, I was shot.. [Saturday:17:04:14] blackgoth (3runner): i no [Saturday:17:04:21] blackgoth (3runner): really [Saturday:17:04:29] Pokchu: no one could withstand that [Saturday:17:04:38] blackgoth (3runner): i cried myself to sleep as well if u didnt c me [Saturday:17:04:41] blackgoth (3runner): from heaven [Saturday:17:05:16] Pokchu: heaven gets many new faces each day, so it takes a long time to get everyone processed and settled in [Saturday:17:05:25] Pokchu: sorry it took so long to get to a computer [Saturday:17:05:36] blackgoth (3runner): its ok [Saturday:17:05:51] Core: They had to make sure we weren't jews [Saturday:17:05:52] Core: Or gay [Saturday:17:06:03] blackgoth (3runner): thats ok at least u didnt c me get changed last night so u couldn't c my tits :P [Saturday:17:06:24] Pokchu: heh [Saturday:17:06:51] blackgoth (3runner): what? [Saturday:17:07:09] Pokchu: just a chuckle [Saturday:17:07:24] Pokchu: I'm so much happier here [Saturday:17:07:39] blackgoth (3runner): omg u could be watching me tonight get changed :-O [Saturday:17:07:47] Pokchu: No longer homeless and living in a soap opera [Saturday:17:07:53] Pokchu: :') [Saturday:17:08:09] Pokchu: stephanie: don't worry, I won't peak [Saturday:17:08:10] blackgoth (3runner): :') [Saturday:17:08:17] Core: No [Saturday:17:08:18] Core: It's okay [Saturday:17:08:20] Core: Heaven has censoring [Saturday:17:08:53] Pokchu: does it? I haven't tested it [Saturday:17:09:14] blackgoth (3runner): so u cant c ppl on earth getting changed then [Saturday:17:09:26] Pokchu: well we can see them, just not naughty bits [Saturday:17:33:42] Pokchu: I'm back [Saturday:17:34:00] blackgoth (3runner): yay [Saturday:17:34:00] *** Auto-response sent to blackgoth (3runner): eating, be back later :) [Saturday:17:34:04] Pokchu: er [Saturday:17:34:18] *** [email protected] (core) has joined the conversation. [Saturday:17:34:19] blackgoth (3runner): u just said ur bk [Saturday:17:34:22] blackgoth (3runner): hey core [Saturday:17:34:29] Core: Hi [Saturday:17:34:32] Pokchu: I just never got to eat when I was on Earth [Saturday:17:34:42] Pokchu: I just want to taste delicious food [Saturday:17:35:22] Pokchu: Core buddy, what are you up to? [Saturday:17:35:35] blackgoth (3runner): hes offline [Saturday:17:35:53] Core: Oh you know [Saturday:17:35:58] Core: All sorts of stuff [Saturday:17:36:05] blackgoth (3runner): what the hell [Saturday:17:36:07] Core: Mainly dropping this dumb cunts dox to F-D [Saturday:17:36:28] blackgoth (3runner): huh? [Saturday:17:36:43] Pokchu: Huh [Saturday:17:36:54] Core: Lol [Saturday:17:36:56] Core: YHBT dumbass [Saturday:17:36:56] blackgoth (3runner): lol [Saturday:17:37:25] Pokchu: ? [Saturday:17:37:29] Pokchu: core you feeling ok [Saturday:17:37:42] blackgoth (3runner): thats what im wondering [Saturday:17:37:46] Core: Heh [Saturday:17:37:50] Core: I'm just kidding around [Saturday:17:37:52] Core: I'm so happy [Saturday:17:38:03] Pokchu: so Steph [Saturday:17:38:14] Pokchu: will you tell our story to the people of warbears? [Saturday:17:38:36] blackgoth (3runner): i have told ppl and they r spreading the word [Saturday:17:38:42] Pokchu: cool [Saturday:17:38:48] Pokchu: is there a thread? [Saturday:17:38:58] blackgoth (3runner): no not yet [Saturday:17:39:23] Pokchu: oh ok [Saturday:17:39:54] blackgoth (3runner): so i am glad to hear from u [Saturday:17:40:05] blackgoth (3runner): even though u r dead [Saturday:17:40:40] Pokchu: same here, except you're alive [Saturday:17:40:41] Pokchu: :) [Saturday:17:40:56] blackgoth (3runner): i cant believe u both made me cry [Saturday:17:41:16] Core: Will you make us a thread Steph? [Saturday:17:41:19] Core: Please? [Saturday:17:41:26] Pokchu: sorry about making you cry : ( [Saturday:17:42:01] blackgoth (3runner): brian and core dont look at me from heaven as im getting changed [Saturday:17:42:20] Pokchu: we won't [Saturday:17:45:07] blackgoth (3runner): promise [Saturday:17:45:20] Pokchu: promise [Saturday:17:45:23] Pokchu: core! [Saturday:17:45:37] blackgoth (3runner): core promise :@ [Saturday:17:45:47] Core: What? [Saturday:17:45:48] Core: I promise [Saturday:17:46:01] blackgoth (3runner): ok but if u do look i will die soon [Saturday:17:46:38] Pokchu: uhhh [Saturday:17:46:39] Pokchu: ok [Saturday:17:47:28] blackgoth (3runner): gd [Saturday:17:59:10] blackgoth (3runner): changed [Saturday:17:59:19] Pokchu: ok [Saturday:17:59:46] blackgoth (3runner): yes i no i took my time u 2 better not of been watching [Saturday:18:00:00] Core: Hi again [Saturday:18:00:12] Pokchu: don't worry, I wasn't [Saturday:18:00:24] blackgoth (3runner): core did u c any thing [Saturday:18:00:34] Core: Nope [Saturday:18:01:06] Pokchu: I need a drink to wash down these delicious pastries [Saturday:18:01:18] blackgoth (3runner): hehe [Saturday:18:02:31] blackgoth (3runner): lol [Saturday:18:03:00] blackgoth (3runner): u there??? [Saturday:18:03:34] Pokchu: Yes [Saturday:18:03:46] Pokchu: So are you making the thread? : ) [Saturday:18:03:53] blackgoth (3runner): not just yet [Saturday:18:04:03] Pokchu: ok [Saturday:18:08:59] blackgoth (3runner): ok guys i need ur help now [Saturday:18:09:11] Pokchu: what is it? [Saturday:18:09:14] blackgoth (3runner): title? [Saturday:18:09:22] Pokchu: hm [Saturday:18:09:54] Pokchu: the story of two orphans [Saturday:18:09:59] Pokchu: Brian and core [Saturday:18:10:15] blackgoth (3runner): ok [Saturday:18:12:47] blackgoth (3runner): yep where shall i start shall i tell my side of the story [Saturday:18:13:15] Pokchu: sure [Saturday:18:13:19] Pokchu: oh uh [Saturday:18:13:38] Pokchu: you could put it after our story [Saturday:18:13:44] Pokchu: story, then your side [Saturday:18:13:55] blackgoth (3runner): well tell me ur side then [Saturday:18:15:03] Pokchu: well, my name is Brian Peppers, and I grew up in the San Franciso area of California [Saturday:18:15:44] Pokchu: When I went to school there, nobody liked me [Saturday:18:15:50] Pokchu: people would constantly beat me up all day [Saturday:18:16:18] Pokchu: it was a torturous childhood [Saturday:18:16:46] Pokchu: about 2 years ago my sister, Cracky we call her now, ran off to New York to harbor her drug addiction [Saturday:18:17:45] Pokchu: My mother and father had been fighting for awhile, and on Monday April 23rd, she commited suicide after the fights became too stressful [Saturday:18:17:54] Pokchu: she also found my dad sleeping around with other men [Saturday:18:18:10] Pokchu: I went into Orphans Anonymous the next day, where I met my buddy core [Saturday:18:18:52] Pokchu: I was living on the street with no home to go to [Saturday:18:19:15] Pokchu: Living behind a Starbucks, eating food out of the trash can, and standing naked outside in the rain to shower and wash my clothes [Saturday:18:19:31] Pokchu: I only had my laptop left to soothe me [Saturday:18:19:50] Pokchu: on April 27th, my friend core was killed after a large black man assaulted him with a gun [Saturday:18:20:10] Pokchu: the same day, I commited suicide after realizing that the world was too dark and lonely a place to continue living in [Saturday:18:20:25] Pokchu: now I am in heaven, watching over the world. [Saturday:18:20:57] Pokchu: that's my story [Saturday:18:21:22] blackgoth (3runner): o ok ive just been copying and pasting ur story [Saturday:18:21:32] Pokchu: okay [Saturday:18:21:48] Pokchu: you're just copy and pasting the story and not 'Pokchu says', right [Saturday:18:21:58] blackgoth (3runner): yer] [Saturday:18:22:05] blackgoth (3runner): ive been deleting then [Saturday:18:22:08] blackgoth (3runner): *them [Saturday:18:22:14] Pokchu: oh ok thanks [Saturday:18:22:26] blackgoth (3runner): dont worry [Saturday:18:24:25] blackgoth (3runner): now for me to do my story [Saturday:18:24:31] Pokchu: ok [Saturday:18:26:12] blackgoth (3runner): im changing and adding it abit ok [Saturday:18:27:39] blackgoth (3runner): i will send u the link whne im done ok [Saturday:18:27:42] blackgoth (3runner): *when [Saturday:18:27:57] Pokchu: sure, thanks [Saturday:18:28:03] blackgoth (3runner): ok [Saturday:18:24:25] blackgoth (3runner): now for me to do my story [Saturday:18:24:31] Pokchu: ok [Saturday:18:26:12] blackgoth (3runner): im changing and adding it abit ok [Saturday:18:27:39] blackgoth (3runner): i will send u the link whne im done ok [Saturday:18:27:42] blackgoth (3runner): *when [Saturday:18:27:57] Pokchu: sure, thanks [Saturday:18:28:03] blackgoth (3runner): ok [Saturday:18:38:29] Pokchu: How's it coming along? [Saturday:18:38:47] blackgoth (3runner): yer well [Saturday:18:38:59] Pokchu: ok [Saturday:18:55:21] Core: Are you done? [Saturday:18:55:21] *** Auto-response sent to Group Conversation: SLEP [Saturday:18:55:39] blackgoth (3runner): slep!!!!!! im not slep [Saturday:19:07:24] Core: Did you post it? [Saturday:19:07:37] blackgoth (3runner): i havent finished yet [Saturday:19:15:11] blackgoth (3runner): (Link: http://www.warbears.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=49466#49466)http://www.warbears.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=49466#49466 [Saturday:19:15:14] blackgoth (3runner): finished [Saturday:19:15:48] blackgoth (3runner): guys [Saturday:19:17:53] blackgoth (3runner): guys u there [Saturday:19:21:51] blackgoth (3runner): guys have u read it [Saturday:19:22:03] Core: Yes.. [Saturday:19:22:06] Core: Thank you Steph [Saturday:19:22:15] blackgoth (3runner): well what do u think [Saturday:19:22:24] blackgoth (3runner): core [Saturday:19:24:12] Core: It's wonderful [Saturday:19:24:14] Core: Thank you [Saturday:19:24:30] blackgoth (3runner): im glad u like it im off to bed now ok [Saturday:19:24:59] blackgoth (3runner): night hopefully i will speak to u tomorrow [Saturday:19:25:42] Core: Maybe [Saturday:19:25:50] blackgoth (3runner): already have 17 views on it [Saturday:19:27:18] blackgoth (3runner): its increasing all the time [Saturday:19:27:33] Core: Thank you Steph :) [Saturday:19:27:41] blackgoth (3runner): no problem [Saturday:19:27:47] blackgoth (3runner): good night [Saturday:19:28:02] blackgoth (3runner): dont forget to tell brian [Saturday:19:28:05] *** blackgoth (3runner) has left the conversation. Session Close (Group Conversation 11585): Sat Apr 28 19:28:05 2007