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Alvin-Earthworm
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Alvin-Earthworm (Mark Haynes irl) is a member of Newgrounds, deviantART, furaffinity and anywhere else where he can whore his pathetic self out to. He's e-famous for his flash animated series Super Mario Bros. Z, a sprite animation series with the story of Dragon Ball Z, replacing the characters and objects of DBZ with the ones of the Mario and Sonic series. It has no original writing, audio, or images...so naturally everyone living in this crazy digital age thinks it's super awesome.
Deleted the faggotry of some low-life troll who needs to get the cock out of his ass.
BTW here's what it says "Please note that all contributions to Encyclopedia Dramatica may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you don't want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then don't submit it here." on this site, so I'm fucking allowed to do this and save people there time.
Alvin-Brony
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen! This furfag is one self-contradicting furfag who happens to be confused of his love for My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic. Being a brony deep inside, he denies the truth. He will prove himself wrong by posting journals to express his dislike towards bronies by calling them Jabronies. (Note that no one else will ever use the word Jabronies, but Alvin himself) Alvin nearly watched the entire season of MLP. He's even watching it now, considering the fact that he's so fed up with the Ponies on the Internet. Although being so bored of Pony Cancer everywhere, he actually watched the new episodes of Season 2 and he will watch episode 3 as well, and everyone will know he will watch it, he's just not going to tell anyone. "Wait! Alvin hates MLP FiM! Why is he watching it?" Imagine a furry-hater watching yiff on Furaffinity. He'd say he just goes there to examine the furries to figure out that why they are sick. Now that's when you say CUT THE BULLSHIT! Said Furry-Hater is a furfag who wants to jerk off to anthro and feral animals raping each other. Same logic goes for Alvin with the ponies. He loves watching MLP, he just needs an excuse to have a reason to watch it. He says he's like a movie critic who needs to watch everything in order to state an opinion. Where's the Problem? Alvin is no movie critic, he's a nobody! If you watch something and you don't like it, you won't watch it again. It's Common Sense!
Wait, there's more! Alvin now knows all the characters' names and personalities. Out of all ponies, he admitted Rainbow Dash is the only most appealing to him. Though Discord was also the best character in his opinion and it was a shame that the makers had to kill him off the screen so fucking fast. Despite of everything Alvin has said, that was his only smart sentence that was ever to be expected, the rest is more rage and baaaaw complaining about how much he hates MLP!
This Shit's going insane! Alvin-Eartworm, as the creator of the unoriginal series of Super Mario Bros Z, believes that him alone without any assistance makes much better cartoons than Lauren Faust and an entire team of animators working hard day to night to complete one episode on time before the deadline. Those poor bastards, Going through all that stress and hard work! Alvin being a lazy fatass with a lack of knowledge about the Entertainment industry and business, takes the courage to tell everyone that MLP is cheap and all made with motion tween, without ever seeing what's going on behind the scenes of MLP. To piss him off even more, here's a protip for him: At least in MLP: FiM the Ponies FUCKING MOVE, FUCKING TALK and have FUCKING FACIAL EXPRESSIONS instead of standing in one place with the same face in pixels and subtitles telling the characters' dialouge like in his SMBZ.
