John Pike

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Lt. John Pike, a.k.a. "The Pepper Spray Cop" is the man who on November 18, 2011, casually sprayed pepper spray on Occupy UC Davis protesters at the University of California, Davis.

John Pike - chargin up his sprayzers

Pike is a former Marine, who joined UC Davis's Campus Police after the service. At 295 pounds, Pike proclaims he sprayed the pepper spray to protect his fellow officers.

Since the incident, Pike has become a forced meme, where anyone with a copy of Photoshop and access to the internet has made many parody pictures.

Oh shit guise, it's Faux News!

Of course, it was only a matter of time before shit hit the fan. Namely when Fox News showed up. According to our retarded friends on the political Right, and I quote,

	“	"Pepper spray is like a derivitive of real pepper. It's like a food product, essentially"	„
	—Megyn Kelly

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You heard it here, folks. Pepper spray is delcious and you must eat it. Even if it causes extreme pain not unlike shoving habañero peppers in your eyes.

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See Also

• Don't Tase Me Bro

External Links

• Discussion thread with his info.
• More info on Pike, or something

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