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Jkid!yYT/u4PSNE (tripcode: #nameless legion) (also known as Ndubuisi Okeh) is an autistic black weeaboo "progressive socialist" who believes that the fine state of Maryland should pay for his driving lessons. He styles himself as "Head Chanthropologist of the YouTube Society", which seeks to document *chan culture, since nobody else is doing that. He was banned from 4chan and produced a 250-page PDF manifesto in response. He is also very rude.


Previously an obsessive tripfaggot on 4chan's /cgl/ board (who we have on good authority was run on the fuel of drama) and an avid user of the 4chan IRC channel on Rizon. He claims to have Asperger's Syndrome and because of this disease he should not have to work or learn to drive before getting a license.

He has libeled savetheinternet online so STI had no choice but to pursue legal action and sue Jkid for $100.000/day. Current lawsuit status: first court date is January 22. However, since Jkid is poor and unemployed, it is likely that he will end up as STI's slave.


Fapping

In 2009, when he was 21, he asked OtakuBooty to explain to him how fapping works. At Otakon 2010, some anons decided to post flyers depicting that incident, in order to protect the public.

 
Jkid's first orgasm
   
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I have never masturbated once in my life. Although I do touch myself at night, I only scratch my balls or my hairy crouch. While many 4channers masturbate once they see a beautiful woman and subsequently their dicks become hard, I have the same feeling, but I never acted on the urge to do it. Even if I see a naked female in /s/ or a hot animu chick I didn't masturbate to it. I had downloaded many pictures of sexy women, female anime characters, and female cosplayers, and a few naked females on 4chan. When I look at them, I had many erections, and an urge to masturbate to the but I never acted on it.

But the more I don't start do it, I'm merely delaying the inevitable.

So starting from today whenever I see a picture on 4chan and if my dick gets hard, I'll get one of my three condoms, put that condom on that erect penis and start masturbating at that mage. It's a start, and since I'm going to be celibate for a long time, I might as well relive any sexual frustration I have built up since birth.
 

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Ladies and gentlemen, I have read these replies and it was very entertaining reading your responses. Last saturday early in the morning (8/1/2009) I finally decided to masturbate for the first time. That was the time I have experienced my first orgasm through it and the semen flowing from my penis like it was urine for three seconds after the orgasm. All of that sexual frustration I had over the years was finally releved.

AND IT FELT SO FUCKING GOOD. It was tso good that I did the same thing again on that Saturday evening and twice Sunday. From now on I'll masturbate at least once a week if not daily.

I'm finally relieved that I did it.
 

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