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Bill Waggoner

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Bill Waggoner is the self proclaimed "Spam King" and regarded by few as the Final Boss of the Internet. He is a semi-well known troll that promotes "internet safety" as his excuse for his failtrolling.


Biography

 
Bill Waggoner and his loving family

Internet Activities

 
lolwut

Bill Waggoner as an Internet Activist

Waggs claims that he does it all, not for teh lulz, but to show children that the internet is not a safe place.

R.I.P. Trolling

You may be asking, "What is RIP Trolling", and if you are, you are a fucking idiot. RIP trolling consists of going on the Facebook Memorial Pages and posting 'lol u died' videos and poorly made shoops of the deceased. Most of the BWC are rip trollers and justify there actions by claiming that "It's because of the Grief Tourists." Grief tourists, as you probably know, are random people who do not know the dead, but search for memorial pages offering their sorrows.

The Amazing Gallery of LOLUDIED Vidoes

 
lol u died


What? Only 3? Add moar you faggots!

The Spam King

 
Now on Compact Disc

Bill is also the Self-Procaimed "Spam King." Why? Who fucking knows.

The BWC

The Bill Waggoner Crew is a trolling organization, similar to lulzsec or Anonymous, but much less well known. They wage eternal war on the Homo Clowns. Bill says the he himself is not afflilated with this group of fanboys, but he still calls on them if he wants someone doxxed.

Notable BWC Members

  • Strope Waffen- The "Underboss," and Second in Command
  • Allgorefag- The "Eyes of the Waggon," and (you guessed it) has a large Gore collection
  • Soybean- "Bill Waggoners Mistress" and one of the only girls in the crew.
  • Pimphat- Recently left because of Moxie
  • Moxie- A batshit chick who also enjoys trolling Debi Daly
  • Jeff Yorkeshire- THAT'S 2 FUCKING "e"s. Some Scot who enjoyes R.I.P. Trolling
  • LuckySinner- The Best Dancer on the Crew
  • Cyanide- Killed her own brother (overdose), and got away with it. Now goes by "Millicent Derp."
  • Debi Daly Not a real member, but trolled into thinking she was one

Bill is a Jew

Recently, Waggs called up the Troll High Council to do some doxing for him. They agreed, as long as he agreed to advertise their youtube channel. After receiving the information that he wanted, he went back on his deal, and never posted the link once.

 
Bill Waggoner is WTC, and therefore is a jew

If you happen to be reading this Bill, you still owe the council money.