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Daedalus The Dopefish
Daedalus The Dopefish
Daedalus the Dopefish is a self proclaimed philanthropist who prides himself on his vast intellect and argument skills when faced with the daunting intellectual prowess of the mentally challenged over the internet on STEAM. When he's not busy playing games for total nerds for 80+ hours a week in the middle of nowhere, he spends most of his days on the STEAM community, searching for any furry and brony profiles with their comment section open so the philanthropist in him can help them see the error of their ways, namely by laughing at their profile description and calling them retarded. His STEAM profile comments is his staging ground to argue with the butthurt furries he terrorized at random and other morons that argue for the sake of arguing.
People choose to troll furries for obvious reasons; because it's extremely easy to do and it yields astronomical butthurt. While these reasons are indeed present in Daedalus' activities, he goes about it in very bizarre and uncomfortably detailed ways that make it sound like he knows more about being a furry than someone disgusted with them should be. A good example is how he'll call a furry a dog fucker, but then goes so far into detail about dog fucking fantasies that it's obvious he's projecting. This, among other reasons, has earned Daedalus the title of "closet furry". This uncommon type of furry often insults his own kind in hopes to lower suspicion of him actually being one, but doesn't have the balls to admit he has a problem.
Deadalus The Dopefish
Deadalus the Dopefish, as his name suggests is the smartest dumbass in existance. His name referring to a charicter from some greek mythology and a fish from Commander Keen creating an oxymoron although his name describes him quite well. Deadalus is pretty popular amongst the steam furrie., His fame stretching far enough for a "lazy machinima" Luey Foxter, a recently closeted furry with a badass attitude to know of him, and him being a machinima has to deal with contless fucktards all the time due to E-fame. Although he says he doesn't care about anyone, we all know he secretly cries about the world behind his keyboard.
Deadalus' profile pretty much announces whats going on in his life, be it going to bootcamp or being called names such as 'rassist' or accused of 'bulling'. The comments he apparently got this important information from was from a previous 4,000 comments He balleeted though He claims the steam admins did it. It's of no great loss as most of it was trolling furries like Darkfolf. Deadalus has been trolling the furry fandom for years, religeously and obsessively without let up. He seems to act harshely against anything that reminds him of what he used to be, motivated by a hate He has of furries, He then started the Drama Crusaide against them.
Dopefish = kind of furry known as a scalie.
Apparently Daedalus's profile is not really a steam profile but rather a staging ground for his own personal crusades against furries. There are a wide variety of people who populate the comments section of Daedalus's profile. e.g.
- You
- Your mother
- The Spy
- Hardstylenno
- Furries, Furries FURRIES!
- Moar attention whores
- BAWWLERS
- 13-year-old boys
- Otherkin
Apparently Daedelus's profile is also staging ground for his own personal crusades. Other exhibits include his own narcissistic chapel of pwn which he uses relentless amounts of logic and truth to make furries think straight. He is quite successful at this though they normally switch back in a matter of days. Ultimately, all of his efforts are in vain as nobody can fix those sick fucks. Really, deep down we all know he is in it for teh lulz. He is a small time, exceedingly minor E-Celebrity amongst a certian bubble of steam groups. He has attracted many haters and also some cool people to help him out when things get tough
Deadalus is a pseudointellectual with a high IQ who prides himself on logically engaging in drama with furries obsessively and calling people who present correct facts that conflict with his own correct ideas idiots. In wich case deadalus is known to be incredibly butthurt, Deadalus often disguises his butthurt by insulting random people in the steam community to initiate more drama and attract more lulzy comments from raging furries. He has successfully converted Dark Folf into a full blown closet furry
Darkfolf and Deadalus_The_Dopefish now take every opportunity they can to insult, pwn and humiliate other furries. This behaviour is typical of a closeted furry in that they do everything they can to make themselves appear more human. when deep down they long to fap to furry porn in a mouldy cumstained fursuit. It is likely these two know eachother's secret and help eachother in their quest for denial.
Recently Deadalus the Dopefish has run off to boot camp to take it up the ass from His Superiors for 13 weeks. He can be expected to return for season two of this Crusaide near Christmas. By that time all the butthurt furfags like KadzaitTheWolf (An over persistent sociopath who has now has stopped being furry and a drama whore for the duration of deadalus's absence, and return to his furryism upon Deadalus's return to cause Irony) will have recovered from their butthurt and continue to argue formally about the merits of being a furfag.
Even when not around, deadalus's profile is still attracting comments, although the rage has subsided.
Deadalus uses the following logic to try save the world from furries
- Insult the victim
- Repeat the samefacts over and over again until the subject gives up and goes away
- Proclaim to be helping people
- Be correct
- Be wrong
- Deny that hes wrong
- Call the victim an idiot
- Attract more furries
Despite attempts to keep this in a positive tone Deadalus the Dopefish doesnt have many redeeming aspects of himself, aside from the fact that hes entirely cool to talk to, and has the intellect of a very well mannered genuis. Wich is higher than that of the average joe on steam.
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To troll deadalus simply do the following
- Appear as a furry
- Make a comment
- wait for a reply telling you to stop
- Rage at him
- wait for a reply
- Keep defending the same illogical position you had
- Watch him rephrase himself
- rage
- Watch him give in
- ???
- PROFIT
Do not attempt what Kadzait The Wolf did and actually announce you're a troll. This instantly leads to fail. Then again, who the fuck actually knows what this Britfag is upto? He is likely an emo basement dweller living in the dark with nothing better to do other than act like himself on the internets. He cant be that stupid by accident, right?
Extra points for
- Telling Deadalus that Nuzzlefuzzle is awesome and getting him to join it
- Inviting more Steam Furries
- Getting him to upload another youtube video
- proving him wrong
- yiffing his mother
The Drama Crusade also reffered to (once) as Lolwut Durr!!!
The cruisade is an effective way for people to change the world using reasoned logic and evidence and fighting the internetz forces of evil. Usually by utilising the awesome unfluential power of the steam community to capitalise on the successfullness of the efforts to make people more intelligent and civilised. Such forces of stupidity and evil include
- furries
- pedophiles
- your face
- your mother
- your friends
- Steam Community
- noobs
- glenn beck
- nazis
- raep
- drama whores
- long profiles
- the game
- atheism
- /b/
- suicide
- all caps
...and many other things that make the steam community fun.
Despite noble attempts season 1 of the crusade has gotten nowhere and has only accomplished a shit load of drama, rage, and butthurt. This is due to the simple facts that you can NEVER stop the Furrys from Yiffing no matter how much you try, beg or reason with them. niether can you stop Zoophiles from loving animals no matter how wrong you think it is or pedophiles raeping your children. This is down to you being an internet tough guy who gets everything right and what you say is always right because you say its right and you have zero comprehention of reality whatsoever and are utterly dillusional.
Season two of the crusade will be up by Christmas, and as quoted by KadzaitFucktardWolf:
Little does that fucking wolf realise that this article will grow regardless.
Saints of the Crusade
The very well executed and successful efforts of deadalus to make the world a better place have also been backed up by a small number of charicters
- Mc Diddles a steady tempered level headed logical Britfag unfortunate enough to be voluntarily involunatrily getting dragged into the drama. for £2.50 He'll say something in British for you as a bonus feature. Details arent that of many, hes a very colourfull charicter (mainly coloured in gray) with alot to say that contradicts all the furrywhores. Unlike Deadalus Diddles has been known to back himself up with some form of logic, and is right more than 75% of the time. Earning him the award of
Standard Innernetz Ttough Guy of some form of time frame: awarded 16 September 2010
- Nameless Fucker is only known by his picture, currently of him wearing a russian hat. He doesnt say much, but occasionally someone says something so dumb *cough kadzait cough* He is forced to intervene and delivers a swift kick up the ass to put that person right.
other people seen correcting the drama furries are
- satlgunner
- electronuclear
who are pretty much unspecial.
Opposition of the crusade
Currently mentioned is
- kadzait Kadzait The wolf is the avrage basement dweller trying to sound inteligent, as soon as He realised He couldnt do that in the presence of deadalus, He then started becomming more and more rediculous in his arguments. Even to the point of defending a pedophile. General comments consist of tldr, butthurt, emoish yet formal tone. Because Deadalus is always right Kadzait is officially a:
although has become coherent and sane since deadalus has left.
- HNNO Roxley, also known as Hardstylenno is a previously butthurt furry after a drama involving, to no ones suprise, Dark Folf. Suprise, suprise... Deadalus had something to do with it. He currently displays trolls remorse and admits he has acted like a faggot whore in the past.
- Killerz3000 is the oldest known troll of deadalus, The average /b/ tard who is amused at everything and constantly says things more retarded than both Deadalus and kadzait combined. Posting links to youtube videos and the likes, making average troll comments and otherwise just spamming everything into oblivion. Daedalus has probably given up trying to talk logic into this lost soul of stupidity. It would be so much better if he turned furry to complete the lulz.
