Daedalus The Dopefish

Daedalus The Dopefish

Daedalus the Dopefish is a self proclaimed philanthropist who prides himself on his vast intellect and argument skills when faced with the daunting intellectual prowess of the mentally challenged over the internet on STEAM. When he's not busy playing games for total nerds for 80+ hours a week in the middle of nowhere, he spends most of his days on the STEAM community, searching for any furry and brony profiles with their comment section open so the philanthropist in him can help them see the error of their ways, namely by laughing at their profile description and calling them retarded. His STEAM profile comments is his staging ground to argue with the butthurt furries he terrorized at random and other morons that argue for the sake of arguing.

People choose to troll furries for obvious reasons; because it's extremely easy to do and it yields astronomical butthurt. While these reasons are indeed present in Daedalus' activities, he goes about it in very bizarre and uncomfortably detailed ways that make it sound like he knows more about being a furry than someone disgusted with them should be. A good example is how he'll call a furry a dog fucker, but then goes so far into detail about dog fucking fantasies that it's obvious he's projecting. This, among other reasons, has earned Daedalus the title of "closet furry". This uncommon type of furry often insults his own kind in hopes to lower suspicion of him actually being one, but doesn't have the balls to admit he has a problem.

How it all began

Daedalus suffers from rancid asbergers, a cripplingly low self esteem and narcissistic personality disorder, often having to nurse said self esteem back to health every day by comparing himself to the dregs of society. His life took a turn for the worse when his grandmother threatened to kick him out of the house if he didn't get off "the chatrooms" and find a job. As a result, Daedalus joined the Marines in September 2010 to have Uncle Sam place him in a supply depot and live his life for him, making it easier to continue his STEAM trolling and secret yiffing every day without worry of being a responsible human being. Your tax dollars at work!

Much like how even the fattest and fugliest of furries eventually gain the illusion that they're sexy and adorable because of their fursona that they stole from a furry porn site, Daedalus' three years of furry trolling eventually gained him the illusion that he's a true intellectual and a beacon of all that is correct in the world. However, no matter how big his artificial ego becomes, deep down, his self esteem continues to haunt him, and he always returns to STEAM to find more easy targets and inflate his anti-furry ruse.

Saints of the Crusade

The very well executed and successful efforts of deadalus to make the world a better place have also been backed up by a small number of charicters

• Mc Diddles a steady tempered level headed logical Britfag unfortunate enough to be voluntarily involunatrily getting dragged into the drama. for £2.50 He'll say something in British for you as a bonus feature. Details arent that of many, hes a very colourfull charicter (mainly coloured in gray) with alot to say that contradicts all the furrywhores. Unlike Deadalus Diddles has been known to back himself up with some form of logic, and is right more than 75% of the time. Earning him the award of

Standard Innernetz Ttough Guy of some form of time frame: awarded 16 September 2010

• Nameless Fucker is only known by his picture, currently of him wearing a russian hat. He doesnt say much, but occasionally someone says something so dumb *cough kadzait cough* He is forced to intervene and delivers a swift kick up the ass to put that person right.

other people seen correcting the drama furries are

• satlgunner
• electronuclear

who are pretty much unspecial.

Opposition of the crusade

Currently mentioned is

• kadzait Kadzait The wolf is the avrage basement dweller trying to sound inteligent, as soon as He realised He couldnt do that in the presence of deadalus, He then started becomming more and more rediculous in his arguments. Even to the point of defending a pedophile. General comments consist of tldr, butthurt, emoish yet formal tone. Because Deadalus is always right Kadzait is officially a:

• sociopath
• idiot

although has become coherent and sane since deadalus has left.

• HNNO Roxley, also known as Hardstylenno is a previously butthurt furry after a drama involving, to no ones suprise, Dark Folf. Suprise, suprise... Deadalus had something to do with it. He currently displays trolls remorse and admits he has acted like a faggot whore in the past.

• Killerz3000 is the oldest known troll of deadalus, The average /b/ tard who is amused at everything and constantly says things more retarded than both Deadalus and kadzait combined. Posting links to youtube videos and the likes, making average troll comments and otherwise just spamming everything into oblivion. Daedalus has probably given up trying to talk logic into this lost soul of stupidity. It would be so much better if he turned furry to complete the lulz.

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