Afr0blu3

Afr0Blu3 is a one of Asalieri's many tag alongs. This almost un-noteworthy member of the fat man's troupe has his own little YouTube review series where he believes he can show the likes of AVGN "the proper path" by being British, having a stiff upper lip, and showing people the "proper and respectable way" to go about being on YouTube and talking about games (as well as comics and other unrelated shit).

Asalieri's Butt Buddy

In a series on Asalieri's channel called A Brit Abroad, Afr0Blu3 can be seen hanging out with tubby for a straight two weeks. These guys are so unlikable that they actually have to fly to hang out with someone. Naturally, lulz ensued as they two Z-List YouTubers tried pathetically to convince they were really cool guys to hang out with! Instead they just proved that they're socially awkward and both have superiority complexes.

Afr0's commitment was further displayed during the JFreedan incident Asalieri was involved in, where Afr0Blu3 made some cutting remarks about Carey Martell (resulting in his only video to ever be semi-popular) before showing his true colours in removing the video the second Martell got angry, claiming him and Martell were able to discuss the matter like adults and come to a mutually beneficial (read bullshit) conclusion.

He also did an episode of Asalieri's RAR wherein he took shots at Linkara of TGWTG. This spilled out in the TGWTG forums where Afr0 says he, again, had a mature and adult discussion about it. In actuality, Linkara blew away all of this cretin's points and proceeded to ignore him from there on out.

"I Have A Great Life!"

Blu3 seems to delight in mentioning how is life is supposedly so-fucking-fantastic. He'll regularly talk about his degree in Games Art & Design (which he has never once shown documented proof of) when trying to validate his half-assed opinions. He'll mention his girlfriend, who shockingly has never appeared on screen. His lame excuse is that she's camera shy. The actual reason is more likely to be that she doesn't exist. Recently, he's been babbling about his kid that he's supposedly having, despite the fact he looks about 12.

Oh, But Won't You Please Like Him?

There are signs the guy desperately wants to be part of a more popular ring of YouTubers, even dropping a very unsubtle comment about appearing as a guest on the Hate Bit Podcast ON A HATE BIT PODCAST EPISODE'S COMMENT BOX (way to go), and constantly licking Joey Roo (Clan of the Gray Wolf) and Brian Lee's (Game Anthropologist) asses. He persists that his complete lack of views comes from the fact that he's not widely known and that people aren't interested in integrity anymore. He could just face the fact that his content blows.