YTCracker

YTCracker (pronounced "whitey cracker"), aka Bryce Case, is the self-proclaimed "Nerd Rap King" and Anal Jewelist. YTcracker lost his anal virginity at a young age when his father forcefully jammed an Atari 2600 joystick in his pooper because he wouldn’t “Go the fuck outside and make some friends!!!” and now 15 years later makes shitty music called “Nerdcore” because of it. The lyrics mainly deal with 1337 AOL hacking and his, until now, repressed memories of his early de-flowering.

Cocks are commonly attracted to YTCracker

Early days

YTcracker got his CS III while in diapers. In 1999 YTCracker "claims" he hacked a NASA website, along with other government sites which proves he is hardcore.

Depite him being underrage at the time he got fined 24k by The Man for his faggotry, which he's still trying to pay off with that day job at Chilli's...

Albums

Nerdrap Entertainment System

NES was released in 2005; it's free and it's a classic nerdcore album, meaning it's something a downer in a wheelchair would listen to.

Nerd Life

In 2007 ytcracker released Nerd Life. This is an album that he actually charged for because he found out that sucking dick alone couldn't pay the rent anymore. This was another instant classic in the nerdcore genre.

Serious Business

YTCracker is coming with yet another album (sigh...) in 2008, entitled Serious Business. A few tracks off the album are circulating the internet, released by YTCracker himself.

I am YTCracker and I approve this Message

I also smoke pole on the weekends with a gaggle of other anal jewelists - figured I would add that. Holler at me [email protected] if your a/s/l is 15-65/m/anywhere within driving distance. Ytcracker 08:07, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

• ^googles his name every day. lulz

Trivia

• Has used his totally m4d wiki skillz to modify this page to remove all references to his overwhelming desire for man meat.
• Can use his 1337 BASIC skills to program dong floods (...because he loves cocks)
• Will let you fuck his bumchin for the right price

See Also

• Nerdcore
• MC Frontalot
• MC Router
• MC Lars
• mc chris
• Beefy
• Futuristic Sex Robotz
• Not gay

External links

• YTCracker's website
• YTCracker's Forums
• YTcracker on YouTube
• YYcracker's MySpace
• YTcracker's LiveJournal
• Wired's Article About the NASA Hack
• YTcracker's TOW account - currently campaigning to keep his stub from being baleeted by the Wikipedia Jews

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