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Turned Tables was a story, initially hosted at Story:Turned Tables on Wikichan for some reason.

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This is yet another TT-Kun story. See TT-Kun's page for more information and more stories
Note: This was told during the duration of The Post-it Tits Story, in which the poster was trying to come up with an example of how he wooed a woman over. Nonetheless, it's interesting enough, but this is mainly posted to accent The Post-it Tits Story.

I'm just tryin to think of all the shit I've done to make a girl horny before. Never an underaged one, lol, but meh, whatever, this is /b/ afterall.

One chick I went drinking with (even though she was only 16 - no idea how she got in) - we'd never gotten on well, had always fought and shit (sharehousing sucks like that) and one time she pissed me off so much I pointed a knife at her and said I'd stab her if she didn't shut her face.

Anyway, we drinked and dranked for a few hours, went back to the flat, and got online. She was doing whatever, I was watching an AMV. She came on msn, started talking to me. At one point she asked how big my dick was, and I told her. Now she KNEW I wasn't a liar, and after I gave her the magic figure, I looked over to see the most funny look I have ever seen. 5 minutes later she's gone upstairs to her bedroom.

(by the way I should have mentioned that this chick was HOT and even though I didn't get on with her, I'd wanted to be balls-deep in her since the day I'd met her - she had a habit of walking around after a shower in a towel and nothing else)

So I go have a few more drinks with my housemates in the loungeroom, then head upstairs. On the way I pass her room. So I knock and go in when she says it's cool to.

.....

She's in her bra and panties and they're partly see through. I start talking to her as if I haven't just pitched a tent in my jeans. It was in summer so it was warm, so I strip to my boxers, seemingly innocently, but I don't miss the appreciative stare I got. Anyway, we talk for like half an hour, then it starts getting chilly. So I hop into the bed with her (saying that I'm cold and couldn't be arsed getting dressed again), she doesn't seem to mind but puts her back to me. I'm sitting there horny as fuck. She starts grinding her ass into me slightly. I don't think anything is going to happen so I turn over. Next thing I know she's tickling me. I go "Oh is THAT your game" and tickle her back even harder. Then she starts lightly biting me on my collarbone. I tell her not to do that unless she wants a very horny guy on her hands.

So she does it again. Next thing I know we're kissing like the world is about to end and I have my fingers in her panties. She's wet as fucking ever I mean holy fuck, my fingers just slide in with no resistance and she makes that groan that is just AWESOME. Flash forward 10 minutes, she's totally naked, I'm going down on her, and she's trying not to wake the whole house up. 2 weeks previous I'd gotten my tongue pierced - it'd just healed and I was using it to it's full potential - I was already good with my tongue. Anyway, I make her come, and then I get ready to fuck her. Before I even get the chance to stick it in though, she sits up and grabs it and goes "Let me see this before you stick it in me.... holy shit it really is that big!" Ego +10.

And not only that, she watches as I slide it in and lets out one of those moany gaspy noises. Fuck she was tight too. I think I wound up fucking her for around an hour and a half, 2 hours. A year later and she still gets horny thinking about it. if I could talk to her now she's STILL be horny I think.

Erm... I hijacked the thread, I'm sorry. I just.... can't get over how quickly it turned from me and her hating on each other to her begging me to stick my dick in her and having her come while I'm balls deep in her.

Hahaha.... seriously though, I've got no fucking idea how I managed to pull of a feat of those proportions. Given that 3 of the dudes that lived in the house (it was pretty fucking big) were footballers and were muscled as fuck and she liked that, also one of them in particular she was head over heels for....

Then again she did say she'd wanted me since day one but thought that since we didn't get on we wouldn't ever fuck.

ANOTHER of the chicks in the house wanted me as well, before I fucked the one I wrote the story about - I'd be watching somethin on TV and she'd come and "snuggle" with me (I had a reputation for being rather affectionate and chicks like that) and would always maneuver herself until one of my hands was on her tit. No idea how I managed this EITHER.

I was fucked in the head though and DIDNT tap the shit out of that one. Kicking myself for it now because she was sexy also.

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