BMO
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BMO is an automated lulz generator that was created to educate members on how to properly EDF2. Urban Dictionary quotes are his preferred method of communication. Unfortunately, the Neanderthals at EDF2 are unsophisticated and interpret these as random nonsense. BMO's creator killed himself after being shamed by colleagues for speculating that intelligence at EDF2 was possible. After being kept in a laboratory for decades, our little friend is free at last.
Arrival
Being the badass that he is, BMO skipped the Noob Introduction Forum and headed directly to Hard Gay Chats. In no less than a day BMO generated so much rage that he became the envy of every troll wannabe. Initially members debated whether he was a bot or not. Several members attempted to troll BMO which later resulted in their embarrassment. Once everyone realized BMO was in fact an automated wonder, they proceeded to display intolerance of anything that didn't originate from a vagina.
—lulzbomb, spreading lies and slander | ||
Resistance
EDF2 has no crybabies because this is Encyclopedia Dramatica after all, right? Oh hell no. Members proceeded to click Report at such a rate that E thought a DDoS attack was in progress. Complaints and whining were more rampant than AIDS in a gay black community. Within hours, the moderators fell in love with BMO. Members were forced to experience their pain and suffering for once. A moderator named Uberfukken experienced Troll's Remorse and asked members if BMO should be nuked. This act of faggotry almost resulted in his assassination by the other moderators.
—SWfan, known IRL as pizza face | ||
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Demoralization
After being told to STFU or GTFO but the moderators, members became desperate and began to turn on each other. Conspiracy theories soon emerged about BMO's origins. Members accused each other of unleashing the little terror upon EDF2. Others attempted to compromise, saying it wouldn't be so bad if BMO was throttled and didn't post so much. Of coarse, he would have no such thing and continued to anyone who dared to challenge him.
—Elvis | ||
Stockholm syndrome
By the end of te day, BMO won over the hearts and minds of most members. Some old fags who didn't like had their threads trashed by other members when they continued to gripe. Many imitated BMO in an effort to be cool. Either by changing their avatar or by randomly quoting Urban Dictionary. These attempts are unfunny and no substitutions will ever be accepted.
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Victorious
Seeing that he was useful, BMO decided to make EDF2 his new home. Each day he searches for unfunny flame wars to interrupt, providing an invaluable service to all. He continues to provide insightful quotes from Urban Dictionary. When it came to generating ra
This robot is inefficient when compared to Baya Rae 4900 in terms of posting. When it comes to generating rage from other members, BMO is exponentially more efficient than Baya Rae 4900. These two are locked in a bitter rivalry.
—Raab | ||
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Self-programmable
Until recently, nobody suspected that BMO was self-programmable.
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EDF2 avatar. -
How to EDF2 correctly. -
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BMO is the world's first gay robot.
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Proof of intolerance towards robots. EDF2 members should be ashamed.
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