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Faggot of the Year
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EDF2: Faggot of the Year Awards (Prepare my son, for edit wars)
AIDS. Cancer. GRIDS. Just a few words to describe the shithole that is EDF2. A raging circlejerk filled with bronies, furfags, traps, jews, niggers, abbos, junkies, sperglords, twinks, pedophiles, closet homosexuals, about fifty dA tarts, weebs and raging homosexuals all idolizing a disconcerting obsession with rape.
Annually, EDF2 votes to crown the Faggot of the Year. While many people attempt to act as faggots for the purpose of trolling trolls, there are some amongst us for whom the faggotry runs in the blood. These attention whoring, unfunny, obnoxious shitheads are what keeps the turbines spinning on the EDF2 hate machine, provoking and absorbing all the focus and personal attacks that an internet message board can provide. Without these wondrous creatures, EDF2 cannibalizes itself to the point of anarchy and chaos, so it is only just that the winner of this completely democratic election win the ultimate prize.
Removal of their unchecked privileges.
The winner is granted a permanent fagtag which prevents them from creating threads, editing their posts, uploading images, and using the shoutbox. For aesthetic appeal the Faggot Champion is blessed with a pink username and a flashy medal to display on all their posts.
History
The Faggot Awards have a long and lustrous history however all records preceding 2011 have been destroyed by a fat unfunny cuntwhale. All was not last however as the award ceremonies were saved by a local bridge club and the power of DDoS. Together the survivors continue the journey into the depths of autism and degeneracy.
2011
2011 saw a large array of notable faggots. DrMusic reigned supreme with her were-quadposts and Fumo was spreading the teachings of social justice and Anonymous to all. In the end, only two made the cut, and the voting began.
2011 Faggot of the Year Awards
S4 won by a landslide after using his main and sock puppet account to argue with everyone who posted any type of comment in the thread. This award carried an extra special stigma as he was later de-modded, permanently tagged, and banned. Rumors still circulate that S4 is amongst us using a number of sock puppet accounts to make smartass comments with.
2012
2012 saw an influx faggots and swift fagtagging banhammer consequences.
2012 Faggot of the Year Awards
- Rackateer - Known for psychotic rambling posts threatening to dox to forums users, also known for posting a pictures of cum in his palm.
- Kibou - Gender confused twink and incessant shitposter, Atomic Joe "accidentally" ran a spam cleaner on him and deleted all of his posts, leaving little evidence of his extensive faggotry.
- Fumo161 - Officially sanctioned representative from Anonymous, was doxed and exposed as a ponyfag. Butthurt to the point he dropped his password in the shoutbox.
- Swishy - Hyper-GOTIS attention whore who stumbled upon EDF2 by accident, and within months was lying about having an abortion. This distrust was met with a swift doxing that sent her into hiding.
- ExplosiveDiariah - Also known as ElectricYiff, spent his entire tenure within the community trying to convince everyone he was not a furfag. Eventually lost his shit when new staff was selected which resulted in one grand spectacle of flooding, fagtagging and ragequit.
- KKKoonhater - Parading his suspected sock account girlfriend around the forum in the most blatantly obnoxious ways possible. His lovey dovey smoochie poochie bullshit was later stomped out with a ban, which led to his ragequit and threats to hack the forum.
- Messyjessie - Queen of pure shitposting junky herpes infected prostitute was brutally exposed by Oddguy and sent into a wild psychosis fueled with hate, anger and contempt for everyone on the forum. Later banned for getting her boyfriend/client to post Zaiger's dox he found on google.
- Beefrave - This former staff member is back for revenge against that fucking Meepsheep. The king of autism entertained the masses while at the same time keeping his true intentions a secret. Later exposed and banned for the second time after harassing Zaiger via voicemail.
- Drmusic2010 - The were-creature took EDF by storm with her quadposts of terror in a never ending attempt to convince everyone she is not retarded, not a furry, doesn't masturbate at all, and that Magnum needs to be banned. Her spree lasted many months until she was brutally raped, having everything from a nude video leaked to all her online accounts compromised.
- FührerReloaded - Became extremely angry one day and shitflooded the entire forum with the pain series. Not many fucks were given but it was fun while it lasted.
2013
The year of 2013 was marked by the disappearance of an active bureaucratic presence followed by all out civil war. Through the fog, the light of faggotry shined to lead the way, and these faggots were able to cruise under the radar and avoid getting banned. Be warned, the info documenting these faggots are most likely biased butthurt responses from people who don't like the way they were described.
- Milwin - An asspie who harasses every top user. Dropping nudes of another asspie and faildoxing him. And went to his trouble to take down another user's website. He started his campaign with the words #milwinforfaggotoftheyear before any of the rest of those shitheads have tried to campaign. He has been flirting with other users both male and female. He made a movement called #freescum2013 where he would start a movement to ddos a user's website because he didn't post much, much guaranteed he took down wordpress thus he took more than just his website. In real life however, milwin is most likely a whale in it's late 30's who likes to cosplay as a homosexual piece of toast made out of nut butter. It is a common, everyday sight in the EDF2 forums to see this cum crusted faggot whoring himself out by giving free handjobs, and a ol' fashioned cock shuckin to users who will vote for him in his fabulous campaign.
- Likeicare - A young gentleman from Australia entered the mix to share images of his penis, meth, and pave the way for unfunny shitposting. Threads broke new limits as the most mundane of topics reached an average of ten pages with his incessant pointless replies. Also, he accuses everyone of 'making no sense' despite the fact that he himself literally never, ever, posts coherent sentences. Further more, he insists that he is just playing a persona when someone calls him out for his sheer faggotry, but we all know inside that he's just another acne faced shit poster hiding behind a computer screen. He believes that shitposting means you are a faggot, so that's why he believes he will win the award, which is obviously bullshit.
- Gigantopithecus -
The only user to ever receive 4 separately earned fagtags(Rackateer had at least six), Giga is quite possibly the most unfunny butthurt person in the world. Attacked likeicare when he first joined the forum for his shitposts only to have the tables turn and get attacked himself. It is widely speculated that Gigantopithecus is deeply in love with Likeicare and has even gone as far as to attach his image and likeness to full-sized body pillows.
- Onideus - ED SysOp and veteran Onideus is no stranger to hate, however he is a stranger to concise responses. Saying the slightest negative thing about him results in numerous pages of text that send the regular posters into a feeding frenzy. Notoriously accused of being a pedophile babyfur and has had his own ED article for over 6 years.
- Trixie - Long time user brutally assaulted after her USI reached threshold limits and she faked cancer for sympathy, resulting in a doxing and her private nudes put on public display. Spent an entire year lurking with a fagtag responding to anyone who tagged her with a comment that she is too busy to respond.
- Schnookums - Social whore Schnookums came in as an Editor with strong credentials, was promoted to SysOp, and declared war on Onideus. After losing the war in a month, Schnookums fell back to lurking in IRC complaining about other users. Was known on the forum for liking every single post in a thread and posting poorly edited cat image macros.
- Phobos - While his time was short on ED, he made his mark by attempting to implicate Oddguy on child pornography charges (and unintentionally implicating meepsheep instead) and doxing Uberfukken. Received a fagtag for incessant shitposting, and was eventually threatened with his own dox resulting in his unexplained abrupt disappearance.
- Linkermann - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for a nomination for the 2012 award) as he was previously known was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann. His faggotry is evident in his obsession with the furry fandom and questionably homosexual innuednos.
- SWFan - This true vigilante is out to free the world of the perils of furfaggotry in the most austistic way possible: labeling them as liberals. Despite that the majority of EDF2 users are not US citizens, SWFan pours heart and soul into long winded political rants fusing the furry fandom with everything that is wrong with America.
- Dr. Rice - Long standing ED user, obsessed with irrelevant Sand Nigger drama, political drama, Fascism, and magic. Notable faggotry includes taking everything super seriously, namedropping Tila Tequila, talking about how she is under drone surveillance, and teasing all the boys by being a 16 year old slut who has two brown sluts so far in her harem. Before engaging in a pseudo-intellectual discussion with her, it should be noted that Dr. Rice received a doctorate in the liberal arts at a young age, meaning she will always win in an argument on the internet. Despite this superior knowledge she possesses, she is still is an immature vagina hungry pedophile looking for a big white dick.
The 2013 Campaign Trail
The following threads are a recorded timelapse of the 2013 Faggot of the Year awards.
Official Nomination Thread
The opening ceremony
Milwin's Scumhook Flirt Thread
Milwin's ddos thread
Linkermann Exposed
Likeicare posting his penis again
Giga's 40 page introduction to EDF2
Dr. Rice Callout Thread
See Also
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