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Reed Barrow

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Reed Barrow is a sissy transvestite on a quest for complete public humiliation.

Hi. I've come to fix your plumbing
 
 
I love being a Sissy Transvestite Faggot and if given the chance to change I would say No! As a Sissy I can wear the sweetiest most prissy frilly girls clothes you ever saw, and as a Sissy I can wear Real Babies Sopping wet Peed in Diapers and Plastic diaper pants under my pretty petticoats. Everyone laughs at me anyway so I love letting them see me as a little sissy baby, and my darling little girls style sissy dresses. I go to the Park as often as I can to be laughed at and to hear people call me those names I love " Hey Faggot, Queer, Homo, Tinker Bell" , Sissy Baby, I love being noticed and people stop in there tracks when they see me. This is who I really want to be seen as, if you know me as Reed Barrow please understand that the Sissy fairy you see in these photos are me and I dearly wish you would start calling me " Sissy Faggot Homo" as my new name, and please treat me like a Sissy Baby.
 

 

Reed Barrow, aka Krystal, is from Whidbey Island, WA. It's assumed that he dwells on an island to seek refuge from the homophobez that can't let him be who he wants to be. LOL disregard, it's because he's purely cancerous. The US military quarantined him there to reduce the spread of his hyper faggotry. Reed enjoys spending time looking like a 3 year old girl pedophile in training and rather enjoys being called such terms as sissy and fairy. According to Barrow he has been transgendered since the ripe old age of 3 and frequently enjoys stalking playgrounds and elementary schools to get raging boners from attempting to romp with his peers mortified little girls. Despite being a lulz factory for teh internets, Barrow continues to post faggotry via pictures on all kinds of gender bending message boards. He cana often be found wearing wigs, frilly dresses, and carrying around dolls. He considers himself to be "blessed with a uniqueness." The state of Washington calls such fuckery being a pedophile. No word on why no one has arrested this faggot for child endangerment.

In addition to being a raging faggot, Sissy is also a diaperfag.

Butt wait! There's moar! He's a clean diaperfag Sissy never shits in her/his its diapers... only urinates! He prefers that his diapers come pre soiled and can often be found seeking urine soaked diapers in various dumpsters or the maternity wards of local hospitals. As if that isn't enough he superimposes his faggotry onto adults as well. He runs his own construction business, presumably charging extra to come dressed as a pedophile.

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He also has been known to enjoy the aroma and texture of soiled tampons in his ass. He claims this makes him feel "like a real woman" and that he has never gained any illnesses from inserting soiled feminine hygiene products in his pooper, presumably because he is already laden with every disease and social crippling known to man fucking kind.

Rage on teh interwebz

SissyKrystal, sick and tired of being referenced as the shitty diaperfag/tranny/pedo he is decided that instead of immediately rage quitting the internet in a butthurt rampage like a normal faggot,or becoming an hero like the typical emo cunt, he would stick around and agitate the homo community. In true ironic fashion he began flooding the inboxes of the LGBT community with hate, threats, and other assorted lulz that can be extracted from an lolcow like Sissy Krystal.

Rage Quitting the Internets

After a hard battle horrendous failure, Barrow finally baaaw'd and rage deleted every account he could think of. Hipster fag hangout spot, tumblr has suspended his accounts due to the lulzy threats he sent other members.

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