John Bulla

John Steven Bulla is a 59 y.o. diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic who believes he is the only ordained minister of god. He claims to have the "holy priesthood", which allows him to cure major diseases such as AIDS and Cancer, wake beautiful women from the dead, and kill off demon men.

Background

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Internet Relations John Bulla was discovered hosting a tinychat room around 2009, where he preached information about his church The Church of Christ with the Elijah Message. He was easily deceived with videos of "very beautiful adult white women" which consisted of porn stars, models, and celebrities such as Britney Spears. He soon moved to (what he calls) "Skype.com", where "beautiful adult white women" would flock to him. He often performed exorcisms of demons possessing ordinary people. During this time he would often show his junk on camera, but stopped later on due to an incident which involved a "demon" calling his mom on him, where she walked in on him during the act. Demons would also often "hack into" the computers of his girlfriends and spread his pictures.

Warner Brothers Initially John had a major distrust of Warner Brothers because he believed that they had created a movie featuring him, which he had not given permission to. He believed that Bill Waggoner was working with Warner Brothers. However, in recent days he has made little mention to Warner Brothers as it seems he has made stronger enemies with different demons.

Hiatus from the internet Late 2010- early 2011 harbored a major turn of events for John, as he was strongly concerned about "Judgement Day". He believed that on this day, Jesus was going to come back and invoke in a battle with the Devil. As more demons began to contact him, he felt as though the prediction was beginning and he had to fight side by side with Jesus to protect Earth, otherwise everyone on Earth will become demons. (It has not been stated whether or not this has anything to do with his current ideology; all men are demons, all women should be his and if they are not, they are demons). During this time he began intimate relations with his online girlfriend Stefani, the daughter of Steve Jobs. Since Steve Jobs was very sick and she was going to receive his inheritance, she offered him her fortune to help build an actual church. John created a facebook and started talking to important people such as TV Host Dr. Phil, who also began to offer him money. However, in a turn of events someone messaged John explaining that everything was a lie, in which he did not reply. A couple days later John had not returned to the internet.

Early Schizophrenia

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