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Mars

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Equality

Scientists have concluded that all Martians have green skin, but it is debated whether they are capable of being racist or even know about of the concept. That said, careful analysis of recent invasions suggest that Martians may favor negroids over caucasoids, the reason for this is unknown. Amongst themselves, discrimination is possible based on other factors, such as how massive a Martian's cranium is, this is still under investigation.

It has been documented that Martian send more transvestites to the battlefield than females, suggesting that homosexuality is not only tolerated but may even be encouraged. Most females are observed staying at home taking care of babies, a clear indication that Martians are more advanced than Earthling who allow their females to run around and cause problems.

Invasion

 
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For nearly a billion years, the Martians were an environmentally friendly race that could easily put Green Peace to shame. That all changed when an enterprising Martian opened up a small business and soon idea of a free market and capitalism spread, within 75 years all natural resources were depleted. In desperation, the Martians set their sights on Earth, a planet who's indigenous population was technologically inferior. Some debated the morality of an invasion, but the idea of divine destiny prevailed soon thousands of shiny flying saucers were headed to Earth. Unfortunately for the little green men, their success at interplanetary invasions proved worse than France's at winning wars.

Notable Martians on ED

After nearly a decade of bloodshed between Wikipedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica, both sides came to the negotiation table.

Jimbo Wales, in exchange for gay porn, agreed to visit Encyclopedia Dramatica and contribute. Seeing an opportunity to sabotage the ceasefire, J'onzz attempted to assassinate Wikipedia's leader. The green menace was charged with treason for his crimes, but during the trial, the more important question became, "Why the fuck are we negotiating with a bunch of Jews from Wikipedia?" While the charges were never officially dropped and no verdict was delivered, everyone forgot about the trail as the war again Wikipedia resumed. These days, the dastardly Martian spy waits patiently for the next opportunity to undermine those pesky Earthlings.

See also

                         
The Sun Mercury Venus Earth The Moon Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune Pluto Space Nibiru
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