Lia Thomas

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William Thomas (Fake Name: Lia Catherine Thomas) is yet another male to female transgendered athlete who is here to compete against the actual women in sports, steal all your daughter's athletic scholarships, and have everyone talking about literally them, all in the name of equality because it makes him her feel better inside, or some shit like that. Lia's sport where he does this is swimming, and the NCAA actually let him compete with the actual real girls for a while, which sparked a minor media shitstorm (as it should), when he easily won first place and broke all the women's records, since he was a shit-tier swimmer when competing with the males which is where he belongs. Of course, anyone that points this out is simply labeled as "Transphobic", as part of the strategy of shutting up anyone that tries to put a stop to this obvious injustice. Lia was known as William until last Thursday. Literally the moment Will changed to "Lia", he crushed all records in NCAA female swimming, which is typically what happens when a man competes against biological females in athletic competitions.

Lia Thomas feeling really proud of himself

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