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Game Theory
Game Theory is yet another video game related YouTube show that makes retrofags scream "CHILDHOOD RUINED!!!" in the comments section. Essentially, it's a show that speculates games as if they were important, while "decisively proving" shit that doesn't matter like "Mario has Antisocial Personality Disorder!", or "Creepers are plants!". To compensate the bad content, he slides/zooms pictures around on the screen to provoke an illusion that the video editing is "nifty". Or he speaks out big words to make him seem smart, which draws to the conclusion that his theories must be right! This show somehow managed to achieve 2,000,000+ subscribers.
The man himself, Matthew Patrick (YouTube username 
MatthewPatrick13, as the 13 references his maturity age) is the fuckface who decided to make this show a reality, he is also a Walt Jr lookalike which explains his retarded persona. His obnoxious voice has extremely forced pitch changes that it literally derives the viewers from understanding what the fuck he is saying. Not to mention that he uses puns ironically like any other 12-year old boy would do. Oh, and there is another shitty game show on the same channel called "Game Exchange", but nobody gives a shit.
Theories
Just by reading the titles of his videos, you'd instantly facepalm. But he actually manages to make his theories persuadable, that is if you are completely oblivious of the game he is talking about or if you just don't know anything in general. Nearly all of his videos are self-contradictory. For example, he uses statistics to support the claim that the Pyro from Team Fortress 2 is a homosexual male, while stating that he didn't use stereotypical/circumstantial evidence. Another reason why lots of his theories are flawed is that he uses limited games of a game series to support his claims. For example, he uses Sonic 1 to prove that Sonic isn't fast at all, and that's a game where Sonic doesn't have the spin-dash mechanism.
To counter all of the rebuttals given by butthurt basement-dwellers, he says "well, that's just a game theory! A GAME THEORY!" in the gayest way possible. Fans regard this quote when a theory is actually flawed and busted, and disregard this quote when the theory wasn't rebutted in the first place.
Another one of his "great theories" is regarding Bioshock Infinite when the retard doesn't understand the difference between fucking magnets and quantum mechanics. This just shows how little you should trust him on anything.
