ASMR

ASMR or Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response is an internet phenomenon that generally involves various "clients" "relaxing" to women whispering in their ears over the internet. People who enjoy ASMR videos claim that they don't get any kind of sexual gratification from ASMR, and only do it to relax their minds. Other types of ASMR includes watching people eat, and being a faggot. ASMR often includes role playing situations that involve 16 year old girls talking quietly into your ear and caressing you in a totally non-sexual way.

An ASMR girl participating in the popular role play of laughing at your tiny dick

ASMR's origins

There was once a bunch of lonley virgins with no contact with the outside world who wanted to be able to watch some Korean girl eat while they "relaxed". From that point on sick fucks everywhere had been given the best thing since My Little Pony.

Trolling ASMR channels

It is very easy to troll ASMR jewtube channel viewers, as they are insecure about their strange fetish. All one has to do is state the obvious sexual nature of ASMR videos. In other words call it porn.

Also, you could tell them to do these very simple and common activities with their real life friends and/or girlfriends, of course they have no way to rebut this command because they'd be forced to admit that they have no friends.