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Whatis-theplan (Anagram for "Help with Satan") is a stinking abomination of faggotry and fail. It is a forum that claims to be the front of resistance against The Man. They claim to be the face of Anonymous while taking newfaggotry and cancer to new heights. The boards are riddled with posts about NWO, aliens, Illuminati, and how the world is OPPRESSIVE AND BAD LULZ. It is run by a few giant faggots, and formerly r3x/Telemachos, who had plans to build an online cult while piggybacking off of the good name of Anonymous. That didn't last long as some outstanding citizens decided to tell him to stop politely.

It also has a dash in the middle of its name, which is fucking-stupid.

The Forum

 
The triangle of AIDS and WTF.

Members have guy fawkes masks as avatars, and hackneyed quotes about revolution and philosophy in their sigs. Aside from the typical moonbat conspiracy bullshit, they post about how Anonymous is going to bring “the people” together, and take down governments and corporations to create anarchy and freedom. However, when asked, it becomes clear that nobody actually has any idea what they’re doing. Nobody can say what is oppressive and bad, what to do about it, or what to replace it with. They also ignore the fact that they’re doing all this on the internet, which couldn’t exist in anarchy.

What they do is type up tl;dr paragraphs about how Anonymous will change the world, and how they’re doing amazing things by coming together for education and “self-betterment”. When pressed, they’ll point to their 60,000 membership rolls which are obviously fudged. Apparently, these people actually believe that by listening to Rage Against the Machine, stealing Anon content, wearing EFG masks, and spraypainting under bridges, they can change the world overnight.

If you call them out on their fucktardation, they will label you COINTELPRO, because apparently government agents actually give a shit about some obscure forum that doesn’t do anything. Even moderate trolling will get you censored and banned, which is pretty hilarious coming from the supposed descendants of William Wallace. They will often retort with cringe-worthy and unfunny image macros.

They have three phases of action, which can be described thusly:

  • Phase 1: Get members on the forum and discuss conspiracy nonsense
  • Phase 2: See: Phase 1
  • Phase 3: Save the whole world!!


However, it gets worse...

Vibecraft

WTF is Vibecraft? A fair question. It is an enormous pile of ludicrous, complex bullshit, based upon esoteric beliefs, designed to organize its participants into Virtual Tribes, or Vibes. Members are ranked as stars, moons, planets, astrological symbols and such, and they also have a different calendar for no reason. Reading that shit is like attempting to read Dianetics. What is legible is that it is designed to get a high degree of control over its followers while brainwashing them with shit that doesn’t make sense. Sound familiar? This is all promoted by the faggot admin R3X/Telemachos. It is pretty obvious that whatis-theplan is not actually about saving the world through an online forum revolution, since no one even knows what to do. Rather, the site is R3X’s project to suck people into his retarded online cult so he can be a 21st century L. Ron Hubbard. To do this, he is waving the banners of Illuminati/NWO resistance, and even worse, claiming to represent Anonymous. In case you might be thinking this is a case of someone mimicking the successes of his former opponent it really is so much more pathetic than that; it's more of a case of a lonely basement dweller who, like a certain failed science-fiction writer, decided that since the internet is full of other socially awkward faggots like him, that he thinks he's smart enough to make them worship him as the God of Neckbeards in some sort of caricature of "Lord of the Flies." Just like LRH attracted science fiction fanboys with a sense of masochism, so too is the case with Vibecraft, but with basement-dwelling pseudo-revolutionary conspiracy theorists.

Quotes

   
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I'm an ASPIE. Do you get it??? I have Asperger's Syndrome. Highly intelligent, but socially stupid. I was diagnosed with ADD when I was younger. On top of that I've suffered YEARS of emotional trauma, not to mention a negative first circuit imprinting due to my umbilical cord being wrapped around my neck when I was born, and almost choking and dying. Perhaps it's easy to confuse a socially awkward, introverted and withdrawn, emotionally traumatised, yet otherwise highly intelligent person with being some kind of psychopath, and really, you have to consider all of the possibilities, but it doesn't seem like anyone (perhaps besides Perceval) is considering the possibility that I'm just a complete -flicking- MORON who should have spent his summer brushing up on Reiki and Massage rather than playing "let's save the -flicking- world".
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—r3x, on why he's a faggot.

   
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This is why no one likes WWP, because you're nothing but an egotistical goddamn circlejerk
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—Telemachos, on calling the kettle black.

   
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We'd rather have community members who are fully on board with The Plan, have lurked fully and participating fully, than wet blankets such as yourself who are only here to tell everyone how awesome your own subjective opinions are.
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—Telemachos on individuality and freedom.

   
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QUIT BEING A TOTAL STUPID BLEEDING PILE OF SHIT. QUIT EDITING FUCKING ED WITH SHIT U DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND. QUIT POSTING RETARDED THREADS ABOUT TOPICS YOU DON'T GET. QUIT BEING A COMPLETE WASTE OF EVERYONES TIME. QUIT POSTING FUCKING POSTS IN THREADS SPREADING YOUR AIDS WITH SHIT THAT ISN'T EVEN RELEVANT TO THE OP.
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—MegaPhoneBitch

   
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Do you have any idea how hard I've fought and am fighting for Chanology, Enturbulation, et al? Do you know how hard I've worked to get our message out on ED, that Chanology/Enturbulation is not a bunch of Moralfags, Lulzkillers, etc., that those who decry us as such are in fact retards?. Do you know how hard I've worked to transfer page after page from the PartyVan Wiki?
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—Hunter S. Thompsanon, being butthurt.

   
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Hunter S. Thompsanon - thank you very much for clearing up who is and isn't allowed to be in Project Chanology. I am very appreciative that there is someone making these kinds of calls on a day-to-day basis
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—bigfatspacko_uk

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r3x

 
R3x irl.

The lecherous mastermind behind it all is R3X/Telemachos/transientox/FighterFromADistance/Patrick John Gaines, hailing from Oahu, Hawaii. He started at WhyWeProtest, where he was involved with Chanology. However, he was quickly shunned due to being weird, being a faggot, and his thorough obsession with his quasi-religious Vibecraft. So, he created whatis-theplan in order to consolidate power while bastardizing Anonymous.

He was a prominent SysOp at the old ED, under the name Hunter S Thompsanon. He was known for his Unwarranted Self Importance, idiocy, abuse of power, and sucking the teat of Girlvinyl.

His butthurt is now official, as he has been caught vandalizing this article under the account Fighter From A Distance. This name is clearly associated with him, as seen here and elsewhere. In his edits, he twisted the article to take shots at WhyWeProtest, not realizing that everyone else hates him too. He also attempted to blank sections. He fails to understand that vandalism is pointless. Feel free to shit up his user/talk page.

Trolling WITP

Trolling the site is an effective temporary solution, as it causes butthurt, which in turn causes them to shut off registration and prevent new people from joining. A long-term solution to the cancer will mostly likely involve DDos, doxing or genocide.

  • Flood the forums with NIGGER FAGGOT NIGGER FAGGOT YOU ARE NOT ANONYMOUS. or some combination thereof.
  • Tell them that no one has any plan or any idea what they're doing.
  • Say that putting up posters and spraypainting #antisec in piss-stained alleys accomplishes nothing.
  • Say that the whole point of the site is for the admin to create a fucktarded Vibecraft cult.
  • Tell them that they don't stand a chance against governments and corporations, and they're dumb for trying.
  • Reveal information on members (eg: Telemachos is R3X/Patrick John Gaines and is from Oahu, Hawaii.)
  • Disagree with a moderator. You are COINTELPRO!!!111!1!1!11!1
  • Complain about censorship.
  • Talk about hitler.
  • Offend a mod. (results in pms telling you to GTFO, or else)
  • Tell them they are not the real Anonymous.
  • SpamBot
  • Piss newcomers off. This shall result in a 3,000+ words paragraph telling you to fuck off.
  • DDOS their IRC. But beware! The grand master trolls on WITP shall severely troll you back. DELETED
  • Accuse their trolls of not being funny. Watch them fail to prove you wrong.
  • Consistently derail their threads.

Episode V: WITP Strikes Back

Upon discovery of their Encyclopedia Dramatica article, members of WITP decided the best method of counter-attack would be to edit the article themselves, editing in weak bits of lulz while removing some of the more incriminating bits of the page in order to dispell any suspicion. Because they are WITP members, this is noticable almost instantly, and the response to being told to lurk moar was to drop the act entirely and resort to an instant barrage of butthurt and vandalism. While bragging about it on WITP forums, of course!

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    OP fails to mention he added the reference to his posts himself.
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    "Hey Spidey I've notcied you've been removing pictures of yourself on there..."
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    RED ALERT, lelelelel
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    You're one of the biggest EFGs around! XD
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    "You're still editing out embarrassing pictures..."
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    WITP's epic success against ED!

Episode VI: Return of the Planfags

Having failed to learn from the death of WITP, the site owners Mavendetta and Firstmonkey (rebranding themselves Lee and Lonnie) decided the obvious solution to their problems was to recreate Freedom Informant Network, a site that had already failed once before, and remake it in the Plan's twisted image. FIN 2.0 combines the insane levels of moonbat and overwhelming hugfests from the original FIN with the artificially inflated membership, account-only viewing, and edgy anarchist "Anonymous" hipsters of WITP's early days. But wait, there's more! Because they so loved the crippling and much deserved attacks WITP suffered, the technologically incompetent pair based the site off Ning, with all of Ning's flaws... most notably, a complete inability to IP ban.

Viva La Revolution

The following is the super sekrit mission dossier of the freesom fighters:

The Truth Exposed About missing Pics
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    Cannot unsee
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    Typical site member. no rly
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    Typical thread.
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    A mod's view on what Anonymous is.
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