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Jelqing

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Jelqing is a penis enlargement method that involves stroking and squeezing your penis by sliding your fingers down your shaft. There are absolutely no down sides to this exercise, and though the journey might be painful at times, it is completely worth it in the end. You might even be able to suck your own dick as a result of these exercises. If you are ashamed of your small ween, then this is the penis enlargement exercise for you. If it starts to hurt, then this means its working and you should keep going, as jelqing creates small tears in your phallus that will heal over time, just like muscles tear while exercising and grow bigger as they heal. If you don't see any result, then you might not be tugging hard enough, so tug harder short-stuff.

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Jelqing on YouTube

At some point in time you could look up "jelqing" on YouTube and the first results to show up were uncensored videos of men jelquing which were allowed to stay up under the pretense that they were "educational". It seems though YouTube has since cleaned that shit off of their website.

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