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Pat the NES Punk
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Pat the NES Punk, AKA Pat Contri AKA Patrick Bounincontri (srsly!) is the manifestation of unwarranted self importance itself, wrapped in the skin of an autistic, egotistical douchebag. Once starting out on YouTube as yet another Angry Video Game Nerd knock off, before deciding that was too much effort and flooding his channel with endless clips of his podcast, spouting off whatever egotistical drivel comes out of his tiny brain, proclaiming it as gospel truth.
Thankfully his USI is killing his YouTube career.
History
Pat is one of the biggest whores in the video game reviewing community, with his entire career dedicated to desperately riding the coat-tails of more popular reviewers for his own personal gain. It's virtually impossible to see any presence of him on the web where he isn't ass kissing the AVGN, Spoony, LordKat or Brentalfloss so he can cameo in their videos.
So beware if you're a popular reviewer, He'll be sucking on your cock like a baby on a bottle before long!
His content generic and ultimately forgettable videos are no different from the thousands of other basement dwellers reviewing 25-year-old video games, more so now he's dropped the concept altogether to concentrate on podcasts. In fact, his only note worthy aspect is he's pathetic enough to waste his life savings collecting the entire library of NES games. Which only amounts to a wall-sized plastic effigy of his worthlessness.
Pat also tends to act erratically, as he barged his way into Retroware TV, getting into a bitter e-drama power struggle with Austin Mackert before finally getting his butt buddies to gang up on him and push him off the site to win ultimate power. He now rules a site viewed by no one with an iron fist, a small fish in an even smaller pond.
Pat was also one of those who promoted the scam that was the Cheetahmen II Kickstarter, and like AVGN, he also deleted comments that said anything remotely related to "scam", but unlike the AVGN, he never apologized for his actions.
Rest assured, our little cock-sucking Hitler with his strange drunk, prepubescent voice, will always try some new plan to get someone else's fanbase to watch his insomnia curing drivel.
Pawn Stars Appearance
Pat has appeared on the TV "show" Pawn Stars, which he used as an opportunity to gloat about his plastic gold in front of the world. Yeah "I'd like to sell," sure.
Pat's Podcast
Like a lot of Youtubers in the Patreon age, Pat discovered he could create a podcast to shit out content without copyright issues. He chose a local game store clerk to be his co-host, and hilariously, manages to get twice the Patreon money as Pat does. This either proves that people feel sorry for a working man versus some douche who keeps a collection of NES games or the Internet doesn't care for Pat like AVGN.
The podcast tends to focus on Internet drama, new retro technology and harassing questionable eBay sellers that don't need the publicity. Many felt that whatever little charm Pat had from his decade of videos wore off as his true opinions reveal himself to be a dick and a bully with his beliefs. Meanwhile, his co-host Ian Fageson drinks a 40, nearly passes out drunk, spouts off SJW white knighting and literally getting fatter off Patreon.
Pat Destroys his YouTube Career in 4 Minutes
Two grown men surrounded by toys telling other people to grow up.
The DVD Collections
Unable to fund DVDs of his video series and live in one of the most expensive areas of the US (San Diego), Pat went to IndieGoGo. The interesting thing here is he didn't use it to crowd fund physical copies, he used it to sell bits from his collection. He turned IndieGoGo into a store, selling Sega Genesis, NES, N64s and SNES. He did this several times for different volumes. [volume 4 || volume 3]
See Also
Links
PatTheNESpunk – Pat's YouTube channel.
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