Jennifer Wilbanks

Jennifer Wilbanks is a crazy bitch who was pwned by the enormity of her, uh, wedding, and ran away, causing international drama and unintentional lulz.

Rule #1: Never marry someone with a crazy-ass look in her eyes like she does.

The Story

At some point Last Thursday, Wilbanks was going to get married. She then became afraid of being a man's slave, and ran away. An intense manhunt then occurred while she befriended some retarded people on a short bus and ended up in New Mexico.

Meanwhile, her fiance, a devout Catholic as well as a devout pussy, cried emo tears upon her return and vowed to marry the crazy bitch anyway.

Recently, she was charged and forced to pay a fine in the form of e-points and sex in the ass to recoup the costs of finding her. She still looks like a crazy person.

How to Exploit the Pain and Suffering of a Real-Life Crazy Person for Drama

Jennifer Wilbanks is the new national distraction now that the new Pope and Terri Schiavo are old meme. This has sparked a national debate and most people know the story. Here are ways to make any discussion dissolve into a flame war.

• Wilbanks said a Mexican kidnapped her. This makes her a dirty fascist racist. pirat_ponton is liable to make this argument in any variety of HTML styles, so either try to beat him to the punch or defend her as a fine upstanding citizen.

• Mock the husband. According to the church they were to be married at, they kept eachother's "purity." This means that he is a technical virgin, even though 13 year old boys have moar sex on a regular basis.

• Call her a fundamentalist whore. Nothing riles up internets conservatives more than putting all forms of Catholics in one tiny box.