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Vespene gas
Vespene Gas and You
To pwn your college buddies in the game Starcraft,
YOU REQUIRE MOAR VESPENE GAS
YOU REQUIRE MOAR VESPENE GAS for advanced units and upgrades.
Things You May Require
- More vespene gas
- Vespene gas
- Vespenated gasses
- Vespene like gasses
- Gasses of the vespene nature
- Minerals
- Additional pylons
- MOAR VESPENE GAS
MOAR VESPENE GAS
Acquiring Vespene Gas
Although many countries refuse to deal in this useful resource, it is legal in most to harvest it. Scan any map until you find a geyser with green clouds erupting from it. To harvest your own Vespene gas, build a refinery. There are sites on the internet with detailed schematics.
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VESPENE GAS
YOU REQUIRE MOAR!
Chemical Makeup
A little known fact is that a main ingredient of queef is vespene gas. A good fanny flossing can help yeild maximum quantities of vespene gas with every queef!
Pylons
Also, construct additional pylons. And spawn more Overlords while you're at it.
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