Gamer Countries

Have you ever wondered, while swimming around in a cesspool of human garbage, if you could classify every living thing in it? Well we here at ED never fear a challenge (and because we have no real hobbies), so we are documenting the rampant problems in videogames that are caused by playing with people from other oountries on the interwebs. Surely, you had the urge to eradicate every single one of them by looking for the final solution and you came here to find the answer.

Well, unfortunately we can't help you with the second problem, but we can provide a realistic and 100% political incorrect guide to you, that will be more useful than any shitty SJW Kotaku article that was written by a bulldyke who hates videogames.

Ethnics in Gaming: The enrichment experience

Brazil

Flag	Pros	Cons	Annoyance level
	None	HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE I REPORT U No English, EVER If you thought Russians were bad, you haven't met these yet Capable of destroying entire online games and communities A sheer endless horde of teenage boys with no future, that let out their frustration on everyone else The cancer of the western hemisphere	There are no words to describe the amount of suffering this subhuman internet-cafe-living garbage is capable of

Germany

Flag	Pros	Cons	Annoyance level
	Usually work in teams because of insecurity issues German efficiency, because they treat games like work	^^ :D XD :P (They cannot express their emotions otherwise) Deeply repressed anger issues Brainwashed to hate their ancestors, themselves and the world No sense of humor outside of ethnic cleansing	Submissive beta male douchebags with backstabbing tendencies (watch out especially for the emote spammers), that pretend to like you, but really don't

Great Britbongistan

Flag	Pros	Cons	Annoyance level
	Speak English (atleast that's what it says on Wikipedia) They're very organized thanks to their predisposition to get in queues Very polite	Arrogant dickbags who will lord over you if they're winning Begin to break down once they lose Do not play well with other Europeans because of island monkey syndrome Usually have a token American	File:Smiling creature.png 6,5/10, would drink tea with

France

Flag	Pros	Cons	Annoyance level
	Will surrender easily You can't smell them online Easily trollable, just mention WW2	Will surrender easily Pretend to have "pride" Instantly hate you for not being French All secretly gay, if not, they're lying Homoerotic tendencies over the microphone or chat Will actively betray you or try to ruin the game if you're not French Refuse to speak English and if they do, they butcher it beyond comprehension They always sound like they're deep-throating and/or choking on their fathers cock Obsessed with forming weird fraternities and/or male bonds that they vigorously defend In a conversation, no matter how long, they always end up talking about or mentioning the male genitalia	File:TinTin.jpg At least you can't smell their garlic and clam breath through your speakers.

Russia

Flag	Pros	Cons	Annoyance level
	None	No teamplay No logic Remember, NO ENGLISH CYKA all day everyday Tracksuits Arrogant, incompetent, underdeveloped xenophobic lowbrow losers that are in love with their sisters Dunning-kruger effect that later developes into an impostor syndrome Yell, sing and taunt over the microphone Alcohol abuse, and not the funny kind of	File:Rage5.jpg Avoid like the plague

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