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Trippin
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Trippin = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.
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—Krista in a nutshell | ||
Trippin aka katirzinja aka kristacore is, in reality, 
Krista Casey Lowry, a shy, smart, funny, damsel in distress who has to live under the oppression of her roommate Rich, the patriarchy, and her five-year-old. At least, that's what her heroin-addicted walnut brain thinks. In the reality that she has yet to face, she is actually an overweight drug addict leeching off of some poor sap named Rich for a limitless supply of crack and McDonalds. How her inflated ego continues to exist remains a mystery, though it might just be unable to collapse due to her massive proportions.
—krista inflating her own ego far beyond the size of her ass, if you can believe that. | ||
—The real krista | ||
Victims
Krista basically destroys the souls of all those who have even remote contact with her. Here is a list of known victims:
Richard Losito
After finishing 2 years at Onondaga Community College, nothing could stop young Rich from becoming one of those fat sysadmins who gets paid a hundred dollars an hour to play games at his desk and tell people to restart windows over the phone... or so he thought. After getting a cheap hooker pregnant, however, Richard's life was ruined. 99% of his current income goes to food and drugs for Krista, and the other 1% keeps him alive just long enough to pay for his sins in previous lives.
Lilith
Lilith is five. Her life, so far, consists of eating Krista's scraps and hiding when mommy runs out of her pills. Krista's main use for the nuisance is taking pictures of her for online pedophiles so the void in Krista's life can be filled with attention. We have decided not to provide a photo of lilith here since, unlike Rich, she did not choose to live with a chair/human hybrid.
The drug dealer guy
—His rehab was short-lived, since the thought of seeing Krista again made him snort the pain away | ||
Guro
Now, all this so far doesn't make her that special. There are probably a few thousand other people in New York as shitty as her. What DOES make her special is that she posts pictures of her five-year-old on pedo channels in Rizon and fists herself to Guro. Some think, however, that she may not even like guro at all... she just sits in there because whenever the attention hormone goes down in her bloodstream, she can post another picture of the poor child and get another fix as the gurotards fap and bitch about how unfair it is that they can't fuck her.
Private Life
She enjoys long walks on the beach, smoking crack, snorting meth, neglecting her daughter, shooting up heroin, riding nigger cock when Rich isn't home (since we all know that niggers will fuck anything that moves, her fat ass included), and bitching at Rich because he hasn't sold his soul yet for her crack addiction. Her daughter, Lilith, is unwittingly being fapped to by ryonaloli because she constantly plasters her face all over #guro in a desperate attempt to get attention-by-proxy. She currently lives in a run-down apartment in Jamesville, NY which Rich pays $900/month for, which she brags about online.
Many who know what at fat sack of shit she is have told her to get a job, to which she responds with butthurt and empty threats. That sad thing is, she might actually be able to become a decent person if she would pull her head from her gaping, fat ass. At the time of this writing, sadly, she has not found the time nor conviction to do so.
Self-Image
hacking
Krista seems to think that she is a 1337 h4x0r and an unstoppable trolling machine because she has been sucking the dicks of the Rizon staff in a massive bukkake fest for years. The truth is that she obliviously has no skills to speak of, and sits there on her fat ass raging and banging on the keyboard while crying.
—This makes Rizon look really bad... | ||
Unfortunately for her, the extent of her hacking abilities is saying "post your fb oh wait... ur a coward so you won't", so none of this matters whatsoever.
attention whoring
—-Krista inflating her fragile ego, since she is too fucking stupid to know the difference between fame and infamy. | ||
What Keeps Her Awake At Night
Through all this, the only thing that bothers her isn't that she's quite possibly the result of an unholy union between Satan and a snail, but that she's fat.
—Yes trippin, that is your worst problem... | ||
After doxing
As soon as she discovered she was doxxed, Krista decided to log in as a police officer and talk with herself about cyberbullying.
21:01 -!- kookoobananers [[email protected]] has joined #Guro 21:01 < kookoobananers> i understand that there's a problem 21:02 < kookoobananers> that's what i'm here to find out 21:04 < trippin> shuuu 21:04 < trippin> <3 21:04 < trippin> mogon <3 21:04 < kookoobananers> mogon indeed! :D 21:05 < trippin> and nene <3 21:06 < trippin> i have no life at all :) 21:07 -!- NanaNana [[email protected]] has joined #Guro 21:07 < kookoobananers> Well, i feel like i should mention my purpose here. I understand that some members of this channel have been doxxed. Besides being a serious breach of IRC protocol (I'm not a IRCOP, but they're interested in this sort of thing too), it should be noted that while doxxing itself isn't illegal, other things that come out of it are, and are prosecuted frequently. 21:07 < trippin> mogon is a cop 21:07 -!- ryonaloli [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 21:08 * trippin licks punchy 21:08 < trippin> in june! 21:08 < trippin> in june i hopes 21:09 -!- LtSerge [[email protected]] has joined #Guro 21:11 < kookoobananers> Depending on the degree of what happened, it could be charged as aggravated harrassment, telecommunications harrassment, or blackmailing 21:11 < kookoobananers> june! 21:11 < kookoobananers> also, abe beat you to licking punchy :( 21:12 < trippin> i know ;_; 21:12 < trippin> i feel betrayed 21:12 < kookoobananers> i'm sorry. if it's any consolation, it wasn't fun 21:12 < trippin> but i get punchy and the violent femmes assuming your mom doesn't commondeer your house 21:13 < trippin> ;) 21:13 < shuu> im her mom 21:13 < kookoobananers> violent femmes? 21:13 < kookoobananers> what? 21:13 < kookoobananers> morgan is confused 21:13 * shuu <--- 21:13 < shuu> the band that we can't afford to see~ 21:14 < kookoobananers> oh i remember, you're coming to see their concert 21:14 < kookoobananers> i thought you meant 21:14 < kookoobananers> the violent femmes were going to commendeer our house 21:14 < kookoobananers> i was cunfuzed 21:16 < kookoobananers> but to reiterate for people involved in doxxing- it can be either a high misdemeanor (class a) or a low felony (class e). Basically, if you do it, and are convicted (which is extremely likely) if prosecuted in the same state 21:17 -!- se7en [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 21:17 < kookoobananers> or it would be a federal offense, see 47 USC 223 21:18 < kookoobananers> if it's across state lines 21:18 < kookoobananers> if international, well, now we come to the fun stuff 21:18 < kookoobananers> https://www.wiredsafety.org/toolkitmedia/files/file/Articles/Cyberbullying-Harassment-Stalking_State_Legislation.pdf 21:18 < trippin> its actually a barenaked ladies concert 21:18 < trippin> yea either opening or closing 21:19 < trippin> and yea seems how they are the only reason i bought tickets lol 21:19 -!- figaro__ [[email protected]] has joined #Guro 21:19 -!- figaro__ [[email protected]] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 21:19 -!- figaro__ [[email protected]] has joined #Guro 21:19 < trippin> idk though by the time i get a definite answer out of youse guise they might be sold out so it would just be a lets hang out thingy 21:20 < kookoobananers> in any case, I would highly suggest NOT proceeding with whatever the person who was doing the doxxing and threatening was going to do, otherwise, it would be very easy to bring charges, and i understand all the evidence required has already been collected. 21:21 < trippin> especially since my uncle is a cop lol |
trippin's thoughts on her ED article
Proving everything said of her in this article so far to be bona fide fact, trippin angrily private messages an EDiot who she believes wrote the article, except she got the wrong person entirely because trippin doesn't know how to read an edit history even though it is placed in a nice convenient tab at the very top of each and every article on the wiki.After being questioned on wtf she's talking about she goes into 16 year old girl mode and very transparently pretends not to be angry. qq is an alternate nick trippin is using in this chat and qq denies she is in fact trippin, despite answering to "trippin" multilple times.
16:16 <Boudica> trippin is a tard
16:16 < Boudica> where is she?
16:17 < gq> lol hi Boudica
16:17 < gq> Boudica: nice article
16:17 < gq> Boudica: how long did you spend on it?
< gq> i'm still not trippin! we live on opposites sides of the country
and everything
16:39 < gq> anyway, i'm going afk
16:39 < gq> work on being less pathetic while i'm gone, okay?
16:39 < gq> okay!
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16:52<Boudica> as if you guys even post guro on here
16:52 < Boudica> srs
18:04 <gq> Boudica: you see the link in the topic, right?
18:04 < gq> we don't have to link it (though we do at times) we have a fucking
site for that
18:04 < gq> jeezus pleaseus, are all the ED mods this fucking dumb?
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| Preceded by Leoian |
Trippin | Succeeded by Kill The Faggot |
