McJuggerNuggets

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	“	Why are you always filming?!?!?	„

McJuggerNuggets or "Jesse Ridgeway" is a wannabe pewdiefag and spoiled shit living in New Jersey. He doesn't seem to comprehend the idea of a job, and relies solely on the little jewgold he gains from his YouTube, primarily videos made of him crying and freaking out to his dad destroying video games hebought him. The blondie doesn't accept reality of having to work in life, rather than being a nintendo virgin the rest of his life. His adame levine looking brother, Jeffrey, is a hypocritical wannabe of Jack Quire. The dad, although somewhat mentally insane, has some valid points to the destruction of his son's virgin castle of games. The 3 battle it out in a game of Magic: The Gathering. He constantly breaks stuff and takes his shirt off (idk.) He believes that youtube is a career and he can make millions.

spoiled fuck

No work, just play!!!

Why are these videos in existence?

Well, simple. Jesse is a lazy asswipe that refuses to do anything that isn't game-related, like getting a job. Instead, he relies on the little pay of youtube just for rent. Instead of working for more money, he decides to only provide enough to still continue living in his parent's house, because he's a greedy jew who doesn't appreciate anything but his own fucking orgy of xbox games.

Dad plowing down virgin pile.

The mind of a spoiled bitch.

McJuggerNuggets has the tendency to not give a shit about his family's struggle to kick him out. He also is oblivious to the fact that maybe it isn't just about providing for the house, but rather, getting your own damn house. He also doesn't seem to understand the concept of property. If your dad buys you something, he is allowed to break it. Also, if you don't get a console you wanted, Don't complain about it and burn a christmas tree because you should be thankful for what you do have. Jesse is constantly being caught playing video games when he isn't supposed to. Thid is because he tries to convince his fans he has an "addiction" and it's something he can't help. During Christmas, he didn't get a Wii U, so he did what he does best. Destroys shit like a hypocritical ass of his father. Nobody should have any sympathy for Jesse. Jesse is not the only one in the family obsessed with gadgets. His cousin Tom is crazy over tf2. His brother, Jeffrey, is attached to his iPad.

Bio about every mentally unstable person in his videos

Jesse Ridgeway - Annoying immature 4 year old kid trapped in a 20-something year old's body. Takes video games too seriously. Makes little to no money on YouTube and argues that it's a career like there's a metal rod up his asshole. Responds to "rude" comments like a 12 year old COD fag, using phrases like "your mom" and "kill yourself."

Jeffrey Ridgeway Jr. - Also psycho, but has more reason to his actions. Less annoying YouTube channel.

Jeffrey Ridgway (Dad) - Hypocritical ass who destroys his son's shit because he won't get off his lazy bottom and make himself his own money so he can go get his own life instead of staying back with his parents until they're dead. The dad owns a lawn mowing and lawn care job which he makes Jesse do for no money, for valid reasons under a negotiation.

Mom - Only normal one. She has no issues. Mom + 10

Chapter 1: The beginning

It all started when his dad began to realize that Jesse has been living in video game paradise for too long. Since Jesse wouldn't do anything productive, his dad destroyed his xbox with a chainsaw. Jesse flipped a shit and got mad at his dad for breaking something the parents bought him.

Dad destroys feg's xbox. Being a butthurt loser, he turned on the camera and proceeded to make a video about how much his life sucks. November 2014 Time passes, and it's thanksgiving. The whole family is sitting around a table (in the basement for some reason) and the parents are talking to Jesse about how he needs a job. Again, thinking that he's a top-notch YouTuber, tells them that he in fact does have a job, even though it's not true. His dad begins to give a prayer for Jesse to get a job. "Dear lord... Bless the food that's in front of us. Thank you dear lord for all the family that's around the table. And dear lord, I have to emphasize please, find Jesse a job, come monday morning." Jesse then made a cringeworthy action and talked about how he's thankful for an xbox and video games, rather than him family or relatives that were also there. Tension increases and Jesse finally flips a shit. He litterly flips the table over and turkey shit goes everywhere. This fucker ruined thanksgiving for everyone because his dad told him to get a life. What a pussy. He then goes into a full caps rage (not actually) with his dad a couple days later about how he made him look bad (well..) Again, like always, his dad yells GET A FUCKING JOB and he cries like a pussy. December 2014 It's Christmas, and he's up to his old shenanigans again. His whole family is happy with their gifts, except for McJuggerNuggets, After not getting a Wii U for being a spoiled little faggot. After this, he brings the Christmas tree outside and burns it. He then goes inside and, for some reason, his mom still gives his faggotass the fucking Wii U. He then shows it off in his next video, and pretends like he got it himself, and likes to imagine that he didn't cry like a little bitch for it. Wow... fuck him, honestly. Chapter 2: The YouTube Play Button Issue When Jesse received a metal play button by YouTube for having 500k subscribers, or "juggies", he got very excited because it's the only form of respect or type of reward he's ever gotten in his life. After being a selfish jew, he keeps it for himself, even though it's pretty much both his brothers and his because they both worked to make the psycho shit happen. His dad interrupts and takes it from the two gremlins. His dad proceeds to destroy it, because like he said, the reward doesn't fucking matter. It's a piece of goddamn plastic. Both Jesse and Jeffrey get poles stuck up their ass and flip batshit crazy over it. (Jeffrey deserved the reward more than Jesse, just saying.) Basement dweller gets ass handed to him. Chapter 3: BigBrudda Militia v.s. Juggie Nazi Force. After Jeffrey began getting popularity on his channel BigBrudda, Jesse became a jealous fuck and stroked back against him, calling his channel shitty in Psycho Dad Reacts to 1 Million Juggies. Jeffrey then calls out Jesse and calls him a "hacker" (due to BigBrudda's channel being hacked around May 2015.) The two channels battle it out 24/7 (kinda pathetic.) McJuggerNuggets: Annoying AF channel that consists of Psycho Dad videos and mail unboxings. Also includes vlog videos with his girlfriend that he verbally abuses a lot (more info on that later). Annoying fans of Jesse called "Juggies" listen to his every command. Most fans of McJuggerNuggets are about 10-134-6 years old. All of them defend Jesse because they believe he is abused, even though in reality, they don't understand what working is or what a life really is like. Almost all of them are gamer rebels who don't listen to their parents. BigBrudda: Consists of skits and "Brupdate" (update) videos by Jeffrey Ridgeway Jr. More sane and less annoying juggies in the chat. Fans are called "little bruddas". Fanbase majority is mostly logical-thinking teenagers to young adults.