User:Gachalifesucks/Gacha Life

Currently, Gacha Life redirects to the CP article. I just put this here for the time being. Now, on with the article.

Have you ever tried to look up something, maybe a show, or a new video game that just came out, and all you can see is shitty animu characters that all look the same? This game is the reason why.

Gacha Life is a terrible excuse for a game that lets 13-year-old boys create slideshows of them having sex with their favorite anime waifu. It gained popularity last Thursday among the weeaboo and furry fandoms, as well as small kids who are too retarded to know better and play an actual game. Gacha Life is also known for having a psychopath developer named Lumi who does whatever he can to suck the money out of unknowing parents' wallets faster than he sucks 8-year-old penises.

Types of Videos

GLMV: Watch a bunch of retarded, unoriginal characters sing a song that makes your ears feel like they're being raped!

GLMM: Same thing, but instead of nigger music, you get a story that feels like it's ripped straight out of a Mary Sue fanfiction.

Weird-ass Kink Shit: Of course, with a game like this, comes many sick fucks. Typical topics include rape and babyfurfaggotry.