Living On A Prayer

Proof positive that the flame that burns twice as bright burns twice as fast, Living On A Prayer started on Thursday the 21st of August 2008 with the pictured post. It memed within seconds and burned out when the thread 404'd leaving a crater of delighted /b/tards in its wake.

Justin Bieber is secretly a girl. WOAH HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
I lost my iPod, life isn't fair! WOAH HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
That little girl got raped by Pedobear. WOAH HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
Old meme is old but I don't care! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
I fucked her ass and came in her hair! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
Ate some pussy, got a mouthful of hair. WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
She dropped her pants and baby I said; WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
OP's a fag, and we don't care! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
Why don't you take a seat over there? WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
I'm just chillin' in my volcano lair! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
I put the bodies over there. WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
This is now, a /b/ meme, I swear. WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
F5 F5 F5 and stare. WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
Archive this, or I'll despair. WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
I'm Kurt Cobain is that a fucking bear? WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
About niggers George Bush doesn't care. WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
I thought she was 18, I swear! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
It's a trap, she's got a pair! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
I see what you did there. WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
Oh God! I hope my ass doesn't tear! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
Centipedes can even get in there? WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air, WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
Email from a black person millionaire, WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
I am the only person who liked Lair. WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
Pool is closed, stay out of there. WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
One does not simply walk into there! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
I just built a Zerg lair. WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
Dratini evolved into Dragonair! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
got in one little fight and my mom got scared WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
And said you're moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
I love lamp! And I love chair! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
I lost all my base but i don't care! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
Impregnated my daughter! For a dare! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
I made out with my cousin at the county fair! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
Religion is whack. This I swear! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
Me an' your wife, havin' an affair. WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
Is that Candlejack over there? WHOA HO! LI
Scientology school! Sent Suri there! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
I'm not really gay, it was just a dare! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
It's so easy to sneak up on the hearing impaired! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
I totally want to bang Selma Blair! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
What is air? WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
At least it's not John Mayer! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
Yogi is not your average bear! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
The area of a circle is pi r squared! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
YO DAWG WE HERD YOU LIKE BEIN' HALF WAY THERE SO WE PUT BON JOVI IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN LIVE ON A PRAYER WHILE YOU DRIVE
Batman, Gotham City, he lives in a lair! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
I made the Fleshlight; now I'm a millionaire! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION, GET OVER THERE! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
This is bat country. We cannot stop here. WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
ITEMS ARE BANNED FGT! THIS MAKES THE GAME BALANCED FAIR! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
You are full of failure! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!