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Space Dandy

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Space Dandy is an anime that was created by the same group of azns that made Cowboy Bebop.

That's it. That's the show.

Often described as Cowboy Bebop on acid, weeaboos make remarks about how amazing the visuals are and how much they want to suck Dandy's dandy dick.

To earn lulzy reactions from the fanbase, tell them that the show is degrading to women, Dandy probably has a tiny dick, or that there's never going to be a third season.

Plot

It is about the adventures of an alien hunter named Dandy, and his worthless crew members, who frequent the galaxy for aliens to make a quick buck off of by getting them registered. They consistently visit a place called Boobies, which is the space equivalent of Hooters.

Characters

 
He's got his priorities in check.

Dandy - Main protagonist and biggest retard in the entire show. Flunked high school so he could become an alien hunter, which he fails at miserably. As a result, he is too retarded to even spell his own name. Loves wimmins as much as the next guy, but can't get fucking laid for shit. He also turns out to be the master of some time warping element called pynomium or some shit.

QT - The only one in the show who's remotely smart and/or has common sense. Much like a woman, he likes cleaning up after everybody else's messes. Dandy will sometimes take out his sexual frustration on QT.

Meow - Like Dandy, Meow also likes women, but can never seem to get laid. As a matter of fact, the last one he liked turned out to be a lesbian. Meow is a freeloader, and has yet to contribute anything. He is also addicted to social media.

Honey - Works at Boobies, and loves being around Dandy. While she is mostly an air head, it is revealed that's she's really just a nerd with her knowledge on h4x0rs.

Scarlet - Uptight bitch who works at the alien registration center. While she acts like she's a strong black independent woman who don't need no man, she secretly desires a good man in her life.

Dr. Gel - A giant ape that was hired by the Googl Empire to catch Dandy, only to fail every single time. When he is not doing his job, he has bizarre alien sex with his assistant, Bea.

Bea - Literally a talking cucumber. Turns out to be a selfish prick who wants the entire universe to himself, and he murders his partner. Asshole.

Adelie - Typical loli bait that's required in any decent animu. While she has powers that allow her to trap anyone's conscience in a toy penguin, that probably won't stop Dandy.

Prince - Famous spaceship racer. He has an delirious obsession that involves having secks with Dandy.

Freckles - Rare alien that Dandy was supposed to capture, but didn't due to the fact that she was butt ugly. (Although she was canonically confirmed to have a nice ass.)

Johnny - Commander of the Jairco Empire, but was about to quit to become a rockstar. Most likely gay for Dandy.

There are some more characters, but nobody gives a shit about them.

Rating

Action: 6. Super chaotic.

Lulz: 6. The show is so ridiculous that it doesn't take itself seriously.

Loli/Shota: 4. Adelie would make for some nice loli, but the others? No.

Furry: 5. Meow is an alien furry, and is part of the main cast. (Sadly.) However, the series clearly shows that he's a loser.

Gallery

A dandy gallery, baby. About missing Pics
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See also


 

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