User:Dickrigger7/Jupiter the Hybrid (WIP)

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation. You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.

ATTENTION! The subject of this article is a lolcow, and is currently ripe for milking. You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.

Jupiter making the raep face in some random chick's DMs

Jupiter the Hybrid aka ShadowRaven (powerword: Corbin Pannell) is a 25-year-old greasy autistic sack of whale meat with man tits from Melba, Idaho. He claims to be a vampire-werewolf-dragon-demon hybrid fighting a secret shadow war against Anonymous while also being a loving family man to his beautiful blonde-haired blue-eyed My Little Pony doll named Cheratora and her two invisible pony children. To nobody's suprise, he is a pedophile and has been caught multiple times talking to minors, something which runs in his family, as two of his brothers have been convicted of child sex crimes, with his older brother Shane having raeped Jupiter and his younger sister as children.

Childhood & pre-internet life

Jupiter was born sometime in 1998 by two drug addicts who already had four other children before being taken into custody by CPS, likely because their dad partook in the fun hobby of tying up his daughters up in chairs and watching them try and struggle to escape. Five years later, they were adopted by a family who already had five biological children, meaning Jupiter and his four siblings made it a family of 12 plus the fourty seven niggas both Jupiter's adoptive and biological mothers evidently got fucked by in order to have so many children exiting their respective vaginas. As already mentioned, he was raeped as a child by his older brother Shane, up until Shane got v& when Jupiter was 10. This gave Jupiter the excuse to start beating the shit out of his little sister at every opportunity, and to this day Jupiter is still thankful to his brother Shane for giving him the green flag. You might be wondering how the fuck Corbin faced absolutely zero reprecussions as according to Jupiter, nobody gave a shit about him because he was quote "The runt of the pack". However, in real life he was his mom's favorite child, which basically let him get away with anything, always blaming Jupiter's severe assburgers as an excuse. It got to the point his little sister had to file a restraining order so he would stop fucking pwning her every six seconds.

Proof he abused his sister:

At some point, he had an underage girlfriend named Abby and assaulted her at one point. He occasionally mentions her from time to time on his social media accounts, but not much is known about what happens.

== Getting trolled ==

After a few of his TikTok thirst traps went viral, along with a clip of him accepting newds from a 13-year-old girl, he quickly became a trolling target. He has since claimed to be under attack by Anonymous and says he is collaborating with the US government to destroy them for good. However this has backfired and he is getting trolled even more as a result, notably being interviewed twice by lolcow-focused Jewtubers. The first interview ended when Jupiter said that God was on his side in the war on Anonymous, prompting one of the trolls to pretend to be God, join the interview, and flame the shit out of him. This led to Jupiter pretending to be working with Satan in the second interview, pretending he was being possessed by Satan and explaining his goals in an attempt to look cool. In the same interview it was revealed he was unofficially married to a 15-year-old girl from the UK.