Rules of the Chanology

	“	These rules are unneeded and written by someone who was not qualified to write them. Improperly used memes, reference to old guard, /i/, and a bunch of sub groups, bad jokes, homage to wise beard man (which is just stupid), complete bastardization of "Rules of the Internet"	„
	—MegaPhoneBitch

	“	Hunter S. Thompsanon - thank you very much for clearing up who is and isn't allowed to be in Project Chanology. I am very appreciative that there is someone making these kinds of calls on a day-to-day basis	„
	—bigfatspacko_uk

	“	It never ceases to amaze me that when people don't understand what I write, they immediately jump to the conclusion that I must be the idiot	„
	—Hunter S. Thompsanon

	“	BTW, some asshole just locked that page for editing.	„
	—Hunter S. Thompsanon

	“	Whoever has locked and is now fucking with the rules. You are awesome.	„
	—MegaPhoneBitch

	“	Do you have any idea how hard I've fought and am fighting for Chanology, Enturbulation, et al? Do you know how hard I've worked to get our message out on ED, that Chanology/Enturbulation is not a bunch of Moralfags, Lulzkillers, etc., that those who decry us as such are in fact retards?. Do you know how hard I've worked to transfer page after page from the PartyVan Wiki?	„
	—Hunter S. Thompsanon

	“	Hunter S. Thompsanon - QUIT BEING A TOTAL STUPID BLEEDING PILE OF SHIT. QUIT EDITING FUCKING ED WITH SHIT U DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND. QUIT POSTING RETARDED THREADS ABOUT TOPICS YOU DON'T GET. QUIT BEING A COMPLETE WASTE OF EVERYONES TIME. QUIT POSTING FUCKING POSTS IN THREADS SPREADING YOUR AIDS WITH SHIT THAT ISN'T EVEN RELEVANT TO THE OP.	„
	—MegaPhoneBitch

RULES OF THE CHANOLOGY

History of the Original "Rules"

1. Do not talk about Chanology.
2. Do NOT talk about Chanology.
3. Chanology is the bastard child of /b/.
4. Chanology is the whipping boy of /i/.
5. Chanology is Serious Business.
6. Chanology is going to change the world.
7. Contrary to popular belief, there are Leaders who secretly control the International Banking System Project.
8. Chanology is not your personal dongsucking affair.
9. Chanology is not your personal moral crusade.
10. Some in Chanology have placed the INTERNET HATE MACHINE to the back of it's mind, not due to a new-found sense of morality,
    but because they make them nervous about the partyvan.
11. Others deny Chanology's roots because they are Moralfags.
12. Doing illegal shit will get you b& IRL.
13. Talking about illegal shit will get you b& OL.
14. There are in fact rules if you are using the forum known as WE ARE NOT ANONYMOUS.
15. There are rules about moderation as well. Enjoy your infraction points.
16. "Stay on Target" is code language for STFU.
17. Tits are never relevant. Stay on Target!
18. I think Chanology is a pretty cool guy, eh trolls Scientology IRL and doesn't afraid of anything.
19. When you can't think of any more "rules" just start to make up any old shit
20. Free Xenu!
21. David Miscavige lieks Mudkipz.
22. Scientology has never won a court case against Chanology.
23. If you've been Fair Gamed, you're a walking an hero. - (LOL WUT?)
24. If you've tried to get Fair Gamed, you are a retard.
25. Thursday 2 p.m. is Staturday for OSA.
26. A penguin is fine too.
27. One penguin leads to another.
28. Lack of Imagination requires the creation of more rules
29. Wise Beard Man is the new Chuck Norris, except his jokes are actually funny.
30. Magoo is the life of the party.
31. At least one Anon has failed epically in every local cell that has conducted an IRL raid.
32. Chanology is the first time Anons have left their basements in at least 100 years.
33. Most Chanologists were originally "4chan /b/ lurkers." In other words, newfags.
34. If a fellow Chanologist disagrees with you, drop their dox to OSA
35. We did it for the lulz. But are mostly unfunny faggots.
36. Proposing "rules" for Chanology requires unwarrented self importance.
37. If you vandalize my userpage I will BAWWW to a sysop like a big baby
38. When your "rules" get trolled the only response can be butthurt, but that's ok because people are used to that from you.

See Also

• Chanology
• THUNDERDOME
• Unwarranted Self-Importance
• YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
• Newfag
• Fail
• Butthurt

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