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JoJo Siwa
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| JoJo Siwa | |
| Born | May 19, 2003 (22 years old) |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Ethnicity | White devils |
| Gender | Female |
| Occupation | Singer, Attention Whore |
Joelle Joanie "JoJo" Siwa is a Miley Cyrus wannabe attention whore who ditched her little kid aesthetic in favor of being a raging sexual deviant whose mind is always on the leakiest, smelliest pussy ever imaginable Sike! She decided to go back to thirsting for men like a typical 16-year old girl.
The Jailbait Days
It all started with Dance Moms. JoJo was first introduced on the second season of Abby's Ultimate Dance Competition. Both JoJo and her mother were hated for their "loud" personalities, which eventually lead to them getting the big bad boot in Divas in the House, sparing our ears by not making it to the final four. JoJo and her mother remained as permanent members on the team until the second half of Season 6. After getting brutally molested by Abby Lee Miller leaving Dance Moms, JoJo began her Bizarre Adventure by attacking the world with her annoying ass vocals when she was 13 years old, dressing in bright colors as if she were starring in a commercial that sells Sketchers for little girls with a big ass bow in her Akita Neru-styled ponytail. Her first song was Boomerang, where she addresses all the bullying she got for getting trafficked by Abby Lee Miller in Dance Moms and forced to dance in the eyes of millions of horny pedophiles like Jared Fogle and Bible thumping mamas who didn't want to see little girls dress like they're going to a strip club. Predictably, she became yet another victim of Nickelodeon, a studio that specialized in molesting child actors thanks to the biggest, fattest producer of its shitty live-action shows always beating his teeny tiny meat to kids' stinky, smelly feet.
For her music video, Nonstop, JoJo thought it was brilliant to feature some piece of jailbait to paint her face brown and dress up as a monkey. A bunch of chocolate truffles roaming on the internet were furious with her, not because the word monkey is used to make fun of the living chocolate humans, but because the make-up resembled blackface, a type of face paint that whities use to mock people darker than them.
— JoJo praising a terrorist organization full of wild monkeys after getting accused of racism | ||
Around the time James Charles was sexting as many male minors as he could as he fingered himself in his ass full of cum coated shit while doing so, JoJo decided to get a makeover done with him. Despite not being of James' preference, JoJo still thought one of the scariest days of her life was him doing her make-up, thinking James was going to try and rape her because she didn't like to try out new things. Well, that statement would later age like curd-ridden milk!
Descent into Sexual Deviancy
After getting sick of all the male gaze and people like Drake beating their rancid meat to her while she was in her colorful kid era, Jojo decided to tell the world that she likes women as much as the average incel does using a shitty song where Lady Gaga sang about getting turned on by both men and women after someone found her attractive enough to plant their seed inside of her when she totally wasn't asking for it before she turned 20 (who knows, maybe getting raped by a man kickstarted Lady Gaga wanting to have sex with other women and sexually assaulting straight people with her music)!
— HoHo on a podcast dedicated to hating on straight sex and praising gay sex | ||
Then, in an April 2024 interview with Billboard, JoJo said she wanted to create a new music genre called "gay pop," a genre that consistently licks the rectums of gay and bisexual people while also putting down straight and to an extent, encourages people to shame people who have no interest in gay sex. Of course her first adult song, Karma failed miserably to the point where even the lesbians started declaring themselves to be straight and even the yuri fanatics started feeling ashamed of themselves for jerking it to media meant to empower lesbians. The lyrics speak of a woman's regret of being caught jumping under another person's underwear while already being in a relationship with someone and seeing it as karma when they move on from her to someone new because they just can't be with a dirty whore so cant keep her nasty coochie to herself.
The Stage Incident
Big Brother's Impact
Mickey Rourke didn't like the fact that JoJo was one hell of a dyke, so he threatened to rape her straight like an incel with a lesbian fetish definitely thinks about doing as they fap to females falling in love and lust for each other.
Afterwards, JoJo Siwa decided to cheat on Kath Ebbs with Chris Hughes on the latest season of Celebrity Big Brother UK in fear of Mickey going through with his plan of tying her up and raping her straight. Mickey's wish partially came true when JoJo realized that she was more straight than she thought because Kath is really fucking ugly and likes her girls young.
— JoJo trying to hide that she was into men this entire time | ||
—JoJo's stance on lesbian fetishism | ||
