iCarly was the worst show on television. This steaming pile of shit revolved around the miserable fuck lives of two 13-year-old lolis who run their own web show. The show was created as Viacom's next attempt at cashing out another child actor ever since Jamie Lynn Spears failed to realize that her mouth can't get pregnant.
The show came to be when well-known drama whore and Drake & Josh loli Miranda Cosgrove realized that she could get her own show using her special talents to persuade Viacom producers. iCarly quickly became one of the most popular shows for 12-year-old girls and desperate pedophiles during its just over five-year reign of terror on television.
