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Dreamer72fem
Dreamer72fem is the username for the prolific youtube uploader Stanley Dennis Humphers, who has uploaded a video every day for close to five decade. With each passing year, Dreamer showcases another new wig of varying color and appearance. Although relatively unknown, Dreamer has a small number of extremely loyal, misguided, middle-aged and fellow mobility scooter riding fans that fill the comment section of her videos.
Dreamer may indeed present the purest representation of life in Somalia. It is harder to find a more accurate representation of the every day goings on of the African tribal folk. Each and every detail of Dreamer's every waking second is carefully orated for the benefit of her audience. She often has to fight off pirates, lions and Ebola during her videos.
Most of Dreamer's videos take place in a bedroom setting, where she regularly pauses to feed her pet Nazi, to get high on bath salts, or to eat the pot brownies her fans send from Amazon (such snacks are regularly gifted along with with used cross stitch patterns probably purloined from the fans' dead grandmas closets). Sadly, however, the true origin of Dreamer's stunned pauses remains a mystery to this day.
Personal Life
Dreamer lives in a rural Michigan town with her husband "The Humper" Humphreys. His escapades are one her most beloved vlog topics, especially when it comes to his technological incompetency, love of strippers and their sexual romps in bed.
Next to her husband, her favorite relative is her red mobility scooter, which she takes joyrides on to her favorite grocery store Meijer, or sometimes Costco. At these establishments, she further enjoys stealing vegetables and putting them in her scooter basket when employees aren't looking. She appears to have a great affinity for green beans and asparagus and crack cocaine.
While Dreamer used to work as a hit man, she now owns a portable poop company "pride toilets" with her lover "Rawhnie." Rawhnie appears to do most of the grunt work, as he had a recent run in with a poop shower that was caused by Dreamer ... because yeah. During the time lover Rawhnie was getting his poop shower, Dreamer was at her computer, wishing she was with him. She claims to do the books, although it is unclear what role she actually plays in the company. (We know she actually is the one to get revenge on customers who don't pay for their shitters).
Dreamer has been working on the same cross stitch for the past few months. The product of this hobby is kept in a plastic sandwich bag. Fans are regularly treated to updates on which colors have been added to to "Hitler's Portrait."
In the kitchen with Dreamer
Dreamer, like her friend Simply Sara, enjoys spending her days in the kitchen.
Here, she regularly whips up such culinary masterpieces as creamed splooge asparagus on toast, turkey marijuana meatloaf and the ever lovely tuna Ebola casserole. Sometimes, she will journey her fans through "meal prep" where she cooks 938203810831 copies of the same thing, cuts them into little pieces and puts them in the fridge before making them into penis molds. When Dreamer is in the kitchen, she likes to hide behind the camera, adding an aura of mystique. Dreamer usually uses her husband The Humper to taste test her foods, but he is always poker faced no matter the occasion because he is always high on meth, so one is unsure of his true feelings on the matter or if he has passed out from extreme drug use.
Ian or Ian Bennett
In January of 2015, Dreamer introduced us to her most rabid fan, "Ian or Ian Bennett." He is also her third lover. Little is known about this epic troll, other than the fact he has been the only person to date to receive an angry shout out from Dreamer herself. We also know that he has a brother who is a dyslexic fortune teller. It is thought the brothers live somewhere in England and have red hair. They may also have FAS.
Ian Bennett was fond of leaving retarded but friendly replies, saying "hi" to Dreamer's commenters on a regular basis. According to Dreamer, he also followed her around social media, although she and her grumpy, alcoholic fans did not accept his warm and welcoming retard nature, and he was most likely banned, as he has not made an appearance since his shout out. He also may have been eaten by a badger.
After the disappearance of Ian or Ian Bennett some fans once tried to imitate Dreamer in the comment section on her videos. This was quite hilarious, especially when Dreamer's idiot fans thought it was really her insulting them. However, Dreamer finally figured out how to moderate comments and the "copycats" as she called them, were no more. They did make a brief reappearance when they created "copycat" Facebook accounts, however these attempts were quickly snuffed.
Given the nature of YouTube, there is a surprising lack of negative comments evident on Dreamer's videos. This can only mean that such comments are constantly being deleted, proving that Dreamer spends a copious amount of time combating trolls.
The Internets
Dreamer has an account on every single website on earth. This is quite useful for doing detective work. Besides YouTube, most notably she can be found on a now possibly abandoned Myspace page and the website "Dimensions", where true to its name people trade tips on how to reincarnate dinosaurs. Although Dreamer seems to have stopped posting, her account on the site suggests she still lurks.
Love Life
Dreamer's most notable documented forth relationship was with a German stranger named Tailman/Tilman/Adolf that she met on the internet. He crops up in her videos at around the year 2007, but disappears without explanation some time later because he cheated on Dreamer with Hitler's ghost. During his reign, he bought her a lot of German chocolate, according to posts on Dimensions, though it appears that German chocolate cannot sustain a relationship, and the two parted ways.
Although Dreamer is no longer getting serviced by Adolf Tailman's schnitzel, she still enjoys visiting her local German restaurant and tucking into a heartier sausage. During their relationship, Dreamer and Adolf Tailman partook in such pastimes as visiting budget hotels, going to the Eagle's Nest, taking road trips through America's ugliest towns and making videos together, as well as taking even more pictures together in the car. Some possible reasons why Dreamer and Adolf Tailman broke up include a) living on two sides of an entire fucking ocean b) his having one taste of creamed asparagus on toast c) a shortage of German chocolate.
Possibly True Facts
The following are untrue facts that are actually true. They have been hidden from the majority of the world but are now coming to light.
- Dreamer has a son that she gave up for adoption. It was raised as her half brother by another family. Evidence of his existence can be found scattered around the internet.
- The outhouse that The Humper has in his driveway is actually a time machine. He uses it to visit strippers from his youth in the 1430s.
- Adolf Tailman was recruited by the 3rd Reich, thus explaining his sudden disappearance.
Ebola
While looking for green beans in a tree, Dreamer contracted Ebola from an angry racoon. She then went hunting for Rhino tusks in Africa, did not wash her hands before touching the communal waffle tray at the Holiday Inn in Libya, and an epidemic was born. She almost died but was saved by a Mormon prostitute called Shay Carl.
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