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Akai Dalia

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Akai Dalia looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys.
Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery.
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Behold the face of the Sonic-Sue with her imaginary boyfriend Shadow. And yes, she actually watermarked this.


akaidalia, like many other forever-alone basement dwellers, likes to waste away in her bedroom shlicking to her own masterpiecesdepicting the everlasting love between Sonic, Shadow, and her weirdly long-legged, floppy-titted Mary sue, Jane 'Akai' Dalia. But she didn't start her lucrative online career pumping out crudely drawn, hard-core threesomes!

Like with every successful person, she has her critics and if you think she's handles with with dignity and grace, you're hilariously wrong. Rather than take a hint when dozens of people tell her same thing, she sooner sicks her fans on the person and when that inevitably fails, she blocks the offender and makes sure everybody knows just how little she cares about critique by ranting about it in a journal or the comments of her latest atrocity.

Just like most sonictards Akai is also a Pegasister whose cutie mark is of a Sperm joining an Egg. How appropriate. She also has a collection of pony toys and ruined posters because of her undying hate for Amy Rose- Sonic's real girlfriend. While Akai isn't fingering herself to Sonic the hedgehog,she's likely visiting the local Aquarium fingering herself to the Orcas, with which she's nearly as obsessed. Since she couldn't buy an Orca, thank god, she settled with buying a pet Hedgehog which she named, you guessed it, Sonic.

Easy ways to make Akai RAGE

What happens when you disagree with her.


1. Draw any negative picture of her with Amy rose in it.

2. Critique her. Even if it's genuine, she'll cry about delivering critique with respect and proceed to ignore sound advice.

3. Troll her.

4. Casually mention her in a conversation without bringing up her artistic genius.

5. Compliment her but don't use sufficient adjectives and verbs to describe the breathtaking beauty of her masterpieces.

6. Pretend or be legitimately baffled by her shitty English.

7. Use a coherent thought process.

8. Use logic.

9. Draw any of her other Sonic FCs.

10. Draw any pairing of Sonic or Shadow with other FCs or OCs together.


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Videos of people trying to hammer sense into this poor insane woman.

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You know its bad when people wasted a nine-part rant's worth of time.

Whiteknights

  • cute-gamer Deactivated
  • cutie-sylveon Deactivated
  • artemissilverbane Age unknown. However, often a total baby when it comes to anyone possibly hurting Akai-senpai's feelings. Also draws shitty skanky art and types awful fan-fictions of Danny Phantom. She even posted a picture of her two cats she loves everyday.
  • pichulover20 About 20 years of age but still, just like the others, hasn't grown the fuck up and proceeds to worship various children's shows. She has decent artwork when she isn't posting screen caps or pictures of her cats. Also has shitty fan-fictions
  • yami-sonic 23 and male. Hopes to one day get a taste of Akai's gaping vagoo. Possibly the most autistic of Akai's followers, he's into even more retarded shit than she is, and has terrible fan-fictions. He also loves drawing Big Sweaty Men
  • mochaloidDeactivated
  • shadyever 22, Female, and so unoriginal all of her pictures are based of of a charecter from some random show. Thinks she is such a B0$$ A$$ BITCH and is teh best at handling trolls, with a super cocky attitude.
  • PrincessSkyler 17, uses bases and shitty virtual generators for her art. A completely autistic fucklord.

Links

Sonic speaking out while sucking Squidward's cock.
Sonic gives the Sue a head start.


Some here mostly are just trollfuck accounts and not really her.

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