Talk:AQ Worlds/Notable Players

== Notable Players ==

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*'''[[Gentlemen|EncyclopaediaDramaticaTeam (AQW)]]''': [[Truth|A bunch of twats who use this section to list fags that upset them.]]
*'''[[MLP|Asuka]]''': Shitcock who posts Design Notes and ponies on the AE forums. Asuka is better known as that guy who just started the thread you were about to start because you wanted to be the Design Notes poster kid. Also a furry and a clopper.
*'''[[Unwarranted Self Importance|Baron von Bloodlust]]''': A self-righteous twat who calls himself a troll because he can upset Assburpers with bad words. Baron von Bloodlust can be found telling kids that they are noobs for not dedicating their lives to collecting a bunch of shitty items and vectors.
*{{twitter|NiciAQW|Blazegloom}}: Well known as 'Nici', Blazegloom is an ugly Hipster slut who still plays AQW. Blazegloom is a bitchy online socialite who thinks she owns the game and it's players. She has a lot of accounts that she bought or stole, and runs around showing off (her) rare items just to show everyone else that she is better than them. Blazegloom plays AQW after sucking on Zazul's huge dick. Was also raped by Jet and can no longer shit right. This is because Jet loves his anals.
*'''[[American|Deo]]''': Fat white man who plays too much AQW. Deo writes pages of tl;dr on the forums and masturbates furiously to the warnings that the forum garbagemen send in reply.
*'''[[Joseph Fritzl|Dizzy]]''': A well-read bastard who loves the cyber more than Wept. Dizzy has a hundred different fetishes that either revolve around schoolgirls and rape in the basement. Uncle Fritzl would be proud.
*'''[[Furry|DragonUltraMaster]]''': The AE forums' resident Moglin molestor, known for his vast collection of furry fucktoys. Also known as DUM or DUMmy, DragonUltraMaster is proof that the AE forums are dominated by furfags.
*'''[[Emo|Dusk Kid]]''': Dusk Kid (Duskky) is a twatty angsty teenager shit out of the bowels of the AQW Twitter community. As one can expect he listens to Asking Alexandria and cuts himself for attention. Has not been the same since his boyfriend Policeson quit AQW forever and Zoroua came in his pooper. He's also a known faggot.
*'''[[German|Eonu]]''': An egotistical asshole who goes from girl to girl, most of who are in the "AQWMV Community" trying to gain more popularity by cyber fucking them all and then leaving them for some other bitch. He has the most dramatic mood swings and is worse than a 13 year old girl on her period. Was formally "Sweetzy" but claims he never was. He isn't even worthy enough to be on this article...But at the end of the day, he'll always be a convicted pedophile... and a [[rape|loving]] father.
*'''[[Anonymous|Falconblaze]]''': Fag who once dated Wept. Ended up getting fucked in the ass after she dumped him for being unsatisfying and deleted all the shit off his account. He's 13 years old.
*'''[[Cock|Hancok]]''': A dick who funds the shitboat that AQW is more than D and Mody_909 put together. Hancok is a freedom-hating asshole with OCD, sexual fixation on AC items, and recolored Alpha Pirates. Got hacked twice; once by some skid in 2008 and the other by one of Wept's dogs. Also a known cyber dater who cyberfucks sluts like Atlantean Wolf Queen and buys them membership and acs.
*'''[[Fag|HellLeo]]''': HellLeo is known for his deepthroating abilities, having sucked every cock from Artix to Zazul to get his shitty AQW account unbanned after he used a stolen credit card. Trolling HellLeo will result in him making threats involving his faggoty moderator friends.
*{{Twitter|Ike_AQW|Ike}}: One of Wept's many online boyfriends. Ike spends all day waiting for his online beloved to log in, completely oblivious to the fact that she friendzoned him shortly after fucking his soul out. See also; Luis.
*'''[[Jesus|Indestructable]]''': Indestructable was proclaimed the Messiah of this shitty game after his retarded friends decided to take a joke too far. Mentioning Indestructable on the forums will get you an inbox full of warnings and possibly a ban.
*'''[[Oldfag|Jason3]]''': A dick in a recolored pirate costume. Jason3 is the recolor fanboy of Battleon-1 who got a Helpful! title after three long years on his knees. Quit the forum when he realized AKs are fags and plays Runescape all day with his boyfriends.
*'''[[Jesus|Khryist]]''': The latest in a long list of victims, Khryist is the newest member of Wept's ever-growing crowd of worship. Khryist is fat and Arab, appearing as some sort of amalgam or love child of Luis and a hippo. Expected to end up as a drained sack like Ike and Luis after a month.
*'''[[Furry|Kiran]]''':Same shit as Falconblaze only he's a furry too. Nobody outside of Safiria gives a shit for Kiran.
*'''[[An Hero|Leo]]''': Deo's gay evil twin that deleted his precious Alpha Pirate and threatened to kill himself over it. Leo is known for his incredibly masculine blonde ponytail, his manly disposition and his ability to get upset over something as insignificant as a fucking item. He also beat his nephew frequently.
*'''[[Brazil|LLbaldwinLL]]''': Pretty much just Tendou no Mazo with entitlement issues. LL lurks in the AQW Q&A all day long looking for questions to answer with his generic "this thred belong in this ur breakig the rules". Posting in Q&A and stealing questions from LL will result in him typing up a butthurt PM about title-seeking, oh irony.
*'''[[Fag|Lord Escherions]]''': A fag who thinks he's cool for botting a shitload of Dage and Nulgath items. Lord Assherions types like a retard and brags about his shitty rares. Contradicting or correcting him results in being 'ignored'.
*'''[[Loser|Luis]]''': Sandnigger with a monobrow. Another one of Wept's many online boyfriends who bought his account from some faggot Beta player with his Arab cash. See also; Ike.
*{{twitter|Mody_909|Mody_909}}: A sandnigger who throws too much money at this shitpile of an MMO. Mody walks around with his head up his ass all day, typing in his strange Arab language and sucking dick on Twitter. All of his money comes from his gay daddy who probably has an oil well in his ass.
*'''[[Attention Whore|Nomtan]]''': A twat who begs for fans on his shitty AQW Facebook page. Nomtan thinks of himself as hot shit for playing AQW for too long and sits around all day looking up big words to impress people with. Thantos 2.0 with more faggotry. See also; Thantos, AQW Facebook.
*'''[[Gay|PkerSlayer]]''':{{co|PkerSlayer|[Collapse]|[Expand]|0|Online popularity is what all true faggots strive for and this is especially true in the case of PkerSlayer.
[[File:PkerSlayerHugeFaggot.jpg|thumb|The huge faggot in all his glory.]]
PkerSlayer (real name; Andy Kats) is an online-dating e-thug and virgin condemned to an online lifetime of friendzoning or pity dating. He mixes AQ Worlds and real life and has a lot of daddy issues because he does not act like his people should (While most Jews amass money Andy just burns it on AQ Worlds). Or this could be because Andy is unemployed and sits at home taking up valuable space.

Andy first emerged in Minimal as a white knight only to be fucked inside-out by the professional dramatics on the server. He did not get any sex from the not-so-fair maiden he was white knighting for. So to escape the stigma of being a giant prat he changed the gender on his character and pretended to be a promiscuous lesbian named 'Adria' as to act out his fantasies with desperate men and uninterested women. This went on for a while before Andy stopped paying for HRT medication and dropped his flirty lesbian guise. He did this by 'quitting' AQ Worlds forever and giving the account to 'his male cousin' Andy. 

With his faux womanhood discarded Andy would go on a frenzy of masturbation and horrid attempts at flirting. Like a mildly retarded child he would not know when to give up and some of the smarter women figured out that he was just a virgin too ugly and depraved for real affection. Others befriended Andy because he would provide them with attention and a stream of generic compliments along with the occasional plea for online romance. He also loves the attention and turns into a [whingy emo faggot on Twitter when people ignore him.[http://i47.tinypic.com/xnu2du.png][http://i49.tinypic.com/wvepa9.png]


Scumbag Andy loves to play dress-up like all the AQ Worlds pros. His inventory is full of shit-tier items and all his sets are terrible. However, Andy Kats surrounds himself with sycophantic lapdogs who will agree with him and compliment his ugly shit for his online-approval. Beweare the wrath of PkerSlayer, for he who disagrees with the colossal faggot will be raged at and threatened. See also; Gallery. Scumbag Andy is still yet to change his character back to a male. He claims this is because female items look better but we all know he just wanks to the female character base. He also denies being homosexual despite flirting heavily with other men while he pretended to be a girl.

On the note of him pretending to be a girl one might notice that both the names 'Adria' and 'Andy' start with the same letter. The two allegedly different people also have the same personality and style of writing. Unfortunately all his friends are fucking stupid and ignore this and everyone else is a desperate virgin like Andy himself.

Also note that his character is a Beta Tester that lacks anything exclusive to the Beta phase of AQ Worlds. He probably bought the account because low-level Beta characters don't just return to AQ Worlds after years of not playing to start burning bucketloads of money on microcurrency.

===Andy and the Demonbratt Scandal=== 

Last Thursday Andy the Involuntary Celibate was sitting in a Yulgar instance with an alleged hambeast of a woman under the pseudonym "Demonbratt" or "Demy". He proceeded to /point his character at "her" and started to masturbate from behind his computer when suddenly Deo came into the room dressed in classic Fag Pirate regalia. Being part online-whore Demonbratt proceeded to ditch Andy with his small dick in hand and went to /point at Deo. This did not go well with Andy who finally blew his dismal load just as his eyes fell upon bare Alpha Pirate chest. He screamed with the fury of a thousand abandoned third-wheels and proceeded to cry his heart out on Twitter. Demy jumped on this attention-whoring like a bitch in heat and proceeded to try and repair the gaping wound in our scumbag hero's ego. 

A few weeks later Demonbratt pretends to get into a car crash so "she" can pull an Andy, that is to say turn over the account to a "male relative" by the name of "Justin". Unfortunately for him/her/it the ghost of Picosa (Shannon) came back from the internet grave for one last chance to piss in the stew. The drama bomb explodes with the force of a thousand friendzonings and "Justin" disappears.

A few more weeks later a dildo from the AE forums known as "Drean598" started copying taking inspiration from an online-famous artist who proceeded to shit bricks. Andy, desparate for attention called forth an online lynch mob to hang this poor, unfortunate wannabe artist in the name of the online-famous one. See, sucking cock works for Andy. However, none other than Andy's former hundredth e-crush Demonbratt would stand between him and his victim. Sweat dripped down Andy's forehead as he was forced to choose between sucking a cock or being the white knight. His knees gave way as he made his decision and wrapped his tongue around the meat mallet.

Andy cried out as cum spilled from his gob, and proceeded to bombard Demy with the fury only a friendzoned man could muster, claiming it to be "fun" as he played hangman for a wound-up twat too proud to wipe his own ass. By nightfall Andy found himself with one less friend, and proceeded to cry on Twitter about how all his friends were ditchers who left him for no reason.

{{cg|Gallery|AQW|center|<gallery>
File:PkerSlayerFaggot.jpg|Notice the Jew beak and his terrible taste in clothing.
File:PkerSlayerWeeabooFaggot.jpg|Gay for Sephiroth. Also an ugly manlet.
File:PkerSlayerTwitter.png|In west Philadelphia something online tough guy. Also gay for Dark Prototype.
File:PkerSlayerMuhCensorshit.png|Freedom of speech is wrong and ED is evil.
</gallery> | <gallery>
File:PkerDramaticFaggot1.png|Quitting everything forever. Again. 27/01/2013.
File:PkerDramaticFaggot2.png|Or not. Again. Because AQW all this fag lives for.
File:PkerSlayerTwitard.png|"I assure you this was not supposed to be publicized." Andy over sending messages in public on Twitter.
File:PkerHypocriticalFaggot.png|Translation: Look at me I'm whoring for attention again!
File:PkerSlayerButthurt.png|Mad about someone in AQW again. Time to say nasty things on Twitter again.
File:PkerFaggotAlone.png|Not so subtle cry for attention. I can almost taste the angst.
File:PkerSlayerHeartbroken.png|Dumped over the internet. Beta as fuck.
File:PkerSlayerHeartbroken2.png|Nobody actually likes Andy Kats.
File:PkerSlayerQQsMore1.png|Sick from sucking so much cock.
File:PkerSlayerQQsMore2.png|Quitting again? 25/02/2013.</gallery>}}


{{cg|The Demonbratt Incident|AQW|center|<gallery>
File:PkerJealousFaggot1.png|Upset over AQW again.
File:PkerJealousFaggot2.png|He demands all the bitches. AND ALL THE BITCHES.
File:PkerJealousFaggot3.png|"It hurt me badly." Andy over /pointing at other characters.
File:PkerJealousFaggot4.png|Still crying over AQW because he cannot have ALL THE BITCHES.
</gallery> | <gallery>
File:PkerJealousFaggot5.png|Translation: If I'm not the centre of attention you're all bad friends.
File:PkerJealousFaggot6.png|Even an online girlfriend cannot sate his hunger. He must have ALL THE BITCHES.
File:DemyIncidentTrans1.png|And so the "she" becomes a "he" Andy-style.
File:DemyIncidentTrans2.png|Wept returns from the dead for one more dicking.
File:DemyIncident360D1.png|A complete 180 degree turn here. Andy now hates Demy.
File:DemyIncident360D2.png|Out comes the online thug. See the contrast between this and the scumbag on Twitlonger.
File:DemyIncident360D3.png|
File:DemyIncident360D4.png|More threats. Better watch out or he might suck your dick too!
</gallery>}}

|color: black; background-color: white; padding: 5px;}}*'''[[Bitch|Qutenoob]]''': Mongoloid questloader who butthurts over not having old Miltonius shit. Qutenoob is like every other AQW player; colorblind and retarded, stitching together abominations with items from Dagay and Nulgath and bitching at anyone who points out that she looks like shit. Claims to be 22 but we all know she's probably a gay 12-year old boy.
*{{Twitter|Reki_AQW|Reki}}: Shitty pencil artist who likes to think of himself as the Picasso of his generation. Also part of Wept's harem.
*'''[[Faggot|Ryuten]]''':Another otherwise-insignificant speck that only exists in the faggoty slums of Safiria. Ryuten(sei) thinks that he's hot shit because he can kill noobs in the abomination in AQW known as PvP. As a weeaboo faggot Ryuten bitches non-stop about his pervy anime completely oblivious to the fact that nobody else gives a shit. Also a Daggot.
*'''[[Fag|Shaxi]]''': Shaxi is a twat who lurks on the AE forums and on YouTube, bragging about how much money he throws at AQ Worlds and how much time he spends botting his junk. His videos suck and consist of him doing shit that they explained in the tutorials or shit with bad music behind it. Also all his subscribers are fags who have boners for him and his shitty Icy Naval Commander.
*'''[[Redneck|Smiley the Hun]]''': Inbred halfwit from the stupider part of Texas. When not on AQW Smiley can be found fucking his sister in the ass. Smiley is the very definition of a retard who uses this very article as a dictionary despite not understanding the meaning of half the words used in it. Has an army of alt accounts to spy on whichever 12 year old girl he is dating. Ragequit AQWorlds when a troll destroyed his over-inflated ego.
*'''Suzimaya'''[http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/261063_100004037911960_1417906466_n.jpg]: A sub-human scene whore who sucks Saxxet's dick. Suzimaya believes that being a Moderator in AQW is like an STD and if she sucks enough cock she might catch it too. Cannot keep her legs shut and gives Wept a run for her money in the whore-off known as the AQW dating scene. Also goes by Sophie Maree Vakarian.
*'''[[Techno|Techno]]''': Some dumb kid with a turtle fetish. Techno could be your ordinary player if not for the following crimes; high faggotry, numerous shitty edits to this page, mass reporting people for not talking like an autistic child with down syndrome to him, and being the namesake of the shit that Skrillex passes off as music.
*'''[[Brazil|Tendou no Mazo]]''': Faggot who works part-time as one of the forum's garbagemen. Tendou loves the cock, and sucks as much cock as possible in hopes of becoming a moderator. Once bitched at Deo, who told him to go delete more threads in hopes of getting Alpha Pirate.
*'''[[Asshole|Thantos]]''': A pretentious emo asshole who thinks of himself as better than everyone else. Like all conceited AQW players, Thantos is narrow-minded and just about anything that he disagrees with will send him off on a rant that could put TheAmazingAtheist to shame. Also an attention whore and a faggot.
*{{Twitter|PicosaAqw|Wept}}: A fat slut who sucked Ruhal's dick to get free items. Wept, formerly known as Picosa, enters a parsitic relationship every other month with one lucky member of her harem(full of Alpha Pirates) before dumping him after she gets bored. The only reason her fanboys put up with her mood swings, constant bitching and obnoxiousness is because she has huge [[Tits|tits]] which experts believe [[Truth|sag like two plastic bags filled with ketchup]]. Wept has probably fucked more than half the people on this list.
*'''[[Slut|Wrathlover]]''': Flat chested wannabee Asian slut that cyberfucks three men at a time. Wrathlover has been the cause for 99% of AQW drama since she entered the cyberdating scene; sucking cock after cock and screwing man after man through the 140-character limited chat in AQW. She is not famous out of twitter, and literally everyone with common sense despises her bitch self.
*'''[[Chink|Xyo]]''': Blatant homosexual who makes shitty AQWMVs. 'Lucas' Xyo is a talentless fag who sucked Reens' dick to become a Developer. Fired later on because he didn't want AE to get their greedy hands on his shitty game.
*'''[[Arab|Zoroua]]''': Another fucking sandnigger who takes it up the ass all day. Zoroua claims to be bisexual but everyone else knows that he's a flaming homosexual who would give his balls to be a permanent fixture in a county prison shower. In his free time Zoroua masturbates to Jeffree Star music videos and 9/11 footage. Notorious twitter whore who makes Wept look like a nun.